Orlando Bloom!!!

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*falls to knees*

please dont kill me!!! i'll do anything! ANYTHING!!!!!!!!!

👿 anything eh...😖hifty:

....well....almost anything 😗

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Originally posted by total metalhead
....well....almost anything 😗

😆 we did it again!!!!nvm i'll get you in the OTF👿

here's sumth to put us back on-topic😍

how old is he there? he looks so younge.. here I have a really good one of him and Johnny D😍

oops sorry I meant a different one but I can't post it right now

🙁*sob*

I'm creating the thumbnails for the attachments, so I've had to disable uploads while that is happening.

Should take about an hour to get through the 17,000 pictures we have stored.

ok no problem.. we can wait.. can't we guys?😆

for orli?i'd wait for as long as it's needed!!!😱

I dont mean to sound blonde...because im not...but

Raz, what are you doing again?! 😕

Check dis out: http://www.killermovies.com/forums/f13/t21638.html

ooo nice test😖hifty:

Oh Right, excellent idea...even less scrolling....

bloomi> I posted that piccy 😄

that's cool!!!

😆 sexy babe that was😖hifty:

but not as hot as orli!!😍😱

Orlando is so hot!! :in-love: And he's a good actor! 😍 I thought he was going to Denmark but he isn't!!! :msn-cry:

i really love him! and im looking SO much forward to Troy, ned kelly, the calcium kid, kingdom of heaven, haven and potc 2!!!! 😄 😆

😍😍😍😍

OR-LI OR-LI OR-LI 😱😱

*drifts of to Orlando Bloom land*

Middle Earth Pick-up Lines

· Hey baby, wanna blow my Horn of Gondor?
· I can make you burst in stars of blue and green.
· Wanna see my carrot?
· What about elevenses? Luncheon? Afternoon tea? Dinner? Supper? You wanna do me then, don't you?
· Mel-lon. May I enter now?
· Hello. I'm Legolas.
· We Flame of Uduns are very hot in demand, you know.
· Underhill. I call it Mr. Underhill.
· What's it got there, eh preciousss?
· Wanna get hasty?
· We hobbit's aren't known for our BIG and hairy feet you know... Wanna find out what else?
· Hi, I'm Gimli son of 'Groin'
· I have two palantirs and a staff in the middle, you wanna see?
· I can shoot lot's of fireworks!
· They say a hobbit's only real passion is food, wanna prove me wrong on that baby?
· Elven Pickup Line: We'll have beautiful children
· Elven Pickup Line: Yesiree, baby, this equipment I got here is guaranteed to hit your spot everytime.. In fact, it's got a lifetime guarantee
· Wizard Pickup Line: My what a nice set of Palantirs you got there... Can I test drive em?
· Galadriel: You can see anything in my pool
· Haldir: I normally don't let anyone in but for you... I'll make an exception
· Elrond: You wanna drown in my ford?
· Aragorn: My sword needs a new sheath.. Care to lend me yours?
· Sign seen outside the Green Dragorn: Gaffer's Golden Brew.. helpin ugly hobbits get laid since 2941
· Aragorn: I'm quite hairy.. from top to the bottom
· Legolas: I'm still single
· Merry/Pippin: Hungry? Have you tried mushrooms ala Hobbits?
· My mom was my body with (ent) draught since I was a baby, so you can expect how big I am.. and it's still growing!
· Gimli: I luurrve your hair. Can I pick a hair anywhere from you?
· Legolas: I'm still single, was single and always will be single.. I'm dating the dwarf and Dad won't allow us to get married
· You breathe SO loud.. that I could have shot you in the dark
· Treebeard: I'm quite leafy dwon there, but I have nice big coconuts and a huge trunk
· Gandalf: You can play with my staff.. but be careful, it might shoot out some fireworks
· Haldir: I may be limp but I can still shoot in the dark
· Haldir: ..by this time tomorrow I could be dead, so please won't you make me a happy elf tonight?
· Souron: Please accet this ring as a token of my sincerity.
· Mr Anderson, we meet again.. Oops, wrong movie!

😆😂😆😂

lookit the legolas ones!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
he don't even NEED pickup lines!!!!!!😍😍😆😂