hmmm, perhaps i should continue the quest to save Jedi.... here it goes:
*Dave and Omega kill some more noobs on the top of a building. Suddenly, Agent Noob takes over someones name and steps out*
*Dave [dunno why I'm in third person.....] spins around, and tries to explain to the Agent why his spoilers are wrong, he easily dodges them as he is too ignorant to understand*
*Agebt Noob then starts to post more spoilers, and gradually they start to make sense*
Dave: OMEGA, HELP!
*Agent Noob approachs with a fake revolutions script so massive, it looks like 50 yellow pages, FULL of spoilers*
Agent Noob: Only human....
Omega: This has already been discussed, please see the FDT.
*Omega closes thread, Agent Noob dissapears to wherever he came from*
Omega: How did you do that?
Dave: Dow what?
Omega: You ignored posts like they did... I'd never seen anyone disprove spoilers that fast.
*Dave thinks of the spoiler*
Dave: Didn't ignore it fast enough...
*They look to chopper*
Dave: Can you fly that thing?
Omega: Not yet...
Dave (whisper): Noob...
Omega: I heard that...
Tune in sometime later to find out if i ever get round to saving Jedi!
here it is
Wurm: Is everything all right, sir?
Dave: The forum is over, retreat to your exits. Spoilers are coming.
Corrupt: Spoilers?
Dave: Go.
Dave: Hiya, fellas.
[Newb 1] It's him.
[N00b 2] The Wise One.
[Noob 3] Do we proceed?
[N00b 2] Yes.
[N00bt 3] We are still...
[Newb 1]...only newbies.
Dave: Hmm. Idiots.