oh, bravo, really, excellent...someone should take all these posts and make a collection, either that or we should each take like, a scene from m1 and then m2 and change it into spoiler bashin, you know? although, if we were to do that, we would have to say who(in the forum) is who(in the movie) and what(in the movie) is the spoiler...although, it would be funny to read through the entire thing...
We know that you have been contacted
by a certain member. A man who
calls himself Noob. Whatever
you think you know about this being is
irrelevant to the fact that he is
wanted for acts of spoilerism in more
countries than any other man in the
world. He is considered by many
authorities to be the most annoying and pointless
man alive.- Smith
I can see it in your eyes. You have the look of a man who beats the crap out of noobs he is expecting to see a spoiler.- Morpheus
What if you were unable to resist those spoilers, Neo? How would you know the difference between the spoiler world and the real film?- Morpheus
Have to. The noob spoiler writters work for miramax, but they're so unoriginal they cant spoil the real film. You get used to it, though. I don't even see the spoilers. All I see is stupid blonde noob, stupid brunette noob, stupid redhead noob. You want a drink?- Cypher
*Agent Smith holds up a spoiler thread to Jedi*
Have you ever stood and stared at it, marveled at it's beauty,
it's genius? Billions of people just living out their lives, oblivious. Did
you know that the first spoiler was designed to be a perfect revolutions. Where none suffered. Where everyone would be happy. It was a disaster. No one would
accept the spoiler. Entire threads were devoted to proving it wrong. Some believed that we lacked the intelligence to describe a believable ending. But I believe that as a species, noobs define their reality through misery and suffering. The perfect world would dream that your primitive cerebrum kept trying to wake up from. Which is why the forum was redesigned to this, the peak of noobish threads. I say your forum because as soon as we started posting spoilers for you it really became our forum which is of course what this is all about. Spoilers, Jedi, spoilers, like the dinosaur. Look out that window. You had your time. The future is our forum, Jedi. The future is our time.
I know this has been done b4, sorry, but it's part of the 'save jedi' series