some more *250 things legolas wouldnt say* i posted at the other board

heres some more...i just posted them at the ob files message board, hahaha they are halarious!!!

GOT ANOTHER!!!

#249
*Arwen runs up to Legolas with black under her eyes*
Legolas: Arwen..who gave you the black eye?
Arwen: its not a black eye, its mascara, ive been crying, aragorn has hurt my feelings again *sobs and goes to hug legolas*
Legolas: THEY HAVE MASCARA IN RIVENDELL?!! SINCE WHEN?!! I MUST HAVE SOME!!!! *starts to run and arwen falls to the ground*

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA

#250
Legolas: *singing* THE HILL ARE ALIVE WITH THE SOUND OF MUSIC!!!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA!!!!

ANOTHER!

#251
Legolas: aragorn..no offense, but that outfit was so last year!!!

HAHAHAHAHAHA!

ANOTHER!

On a roll here people! HAHAHAA

#252
Legolas: *starts to cry to aragorn* ill never let go jack..ill never let go
Aragorn: what in the bloody hell?
Legolas: IM FLYING JACK..JACK..*grabs aragorn and kisses him* oh jack
Aragorn: LET GO YOU SICKO!!!!!!! *smacks him*
Legolas: No jack..the name isnt sicko...ITS ROSE!!! *titanic music starts to play* lets go get nakie in the old car and get screwy...take me to the stars...to the
*Aragorn slaps him*
Aragorn: SNAP OUT OF IT YOU FREAK!!
Legolas: *slaps back and lets go* well @#%$ damn...IVE LET GO!

hahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahaha i thought these were all funny! hahahahahaa

Legolas: "What in all of middle earth is this?"

*Gimli gives birth to a newborn child*

Gimli: "I told you dwarve women look like dwarve men."

Legolas: "Right. It's the beards. My bad, dude. My bad."

MODS!!!!!

Originally posted by GABRIEL05
MODS!!!!!

aw forget it.

It's like fighting undertow, first you have to let it take you then you have to circumnavigate it...

Ah..sick of Orlandothreads eh?

... me too but this one is at least funny 😄

hahahahahahahaahhaaha *falls over laughing*

HAHA thats was funny good work!

Could you picture Legolas going: " OH!!! Myybe later we can paint our toe nails and share embarissing stories!!" like on that's so raven, except he means it? HAHAHAHAH *falls over so hard needs ale to take away the pain*

GABRIEL05, there is nothing wrong with Legolas obsession threads!!!!!!

okie, 1. If I see another Orli/Legolas thread, I will SCREAM!

and 2. It would be more funny if one of them had more to do with Lord of the Rings humor.

^^agreed with number 1 most

Kitoky this was posted a long time ago, people just found it and replied...bumping it up to near the top, its been here

I actually do have some "100 things the fellowship would never say" too that i made

Ohhh I see...I'm sorry. I thought this was new.

Gandalf: for the last time...say it with me you twinkle farted fools....LAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMBAS BREAD
Frodo: LAAAAAAAAAMBAS BREAD!
Legolas: lambas, one full bite can fill the stomach of a full grown man
Sam: llllllllaaaaambas bread!
Gandalf: SHUT UP LEGOLAS! and say it with me.........lammmbasss bread
Legolas: lambas bread this..*throws a rock at gandalf*
Gandalf: YOU JUST THREW ROCKANNE AT ME YOU FOOL!
Legolas: *lets out a cry* NOOOOOOOOOOOO ROCKANNE! ANSWER ME! ANSWER ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SOMEONE!!! DO CPR ON HER! SHES NOT BREATHING! OH GOD! NOT MY BRIDE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Gandalf: *walks off* stupid fiend
Legolas: *takes out arrow and shoots it at gandalfs ass* COME BACK YOU..*cries* MURDERER!
Gandalf: YEEEOOOUCH! i didnt kill her! you did!!! you threw her at me! YOU BEATER!
Legolas: *cries* YOU HAVE NO HEART! *holds rock* rockanne...speak to me...rockanne..your leggy lulu is here..*kisses the rock*
Gandalf: grow up legolas
Legolas: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK

*lembas* (lol i just realized it was spelled lembas lastnight)

its okay, you didnt know, your forgiven

Legolas: a zah-kay-nay a ching changity chong
Aragorn: what?
Legolas: nothing..*looks away*
Aragorn: did you say i wear a thong?
Legolas: No that is gandalf my friend
Gandalf: *walks in* my crack itches!!! ITS IN THE CRACK ITS IN THE CRACK EEEEEEK!!1

"I'm not the prettiest."

legolas's last name sounds like a kind ov weed
in this mag orlando was sayin his embarrassing moment and hes like such a proper little english boy