some more *250 things legolas wouldnt say* i posted at the other board

Originally posted by OrliNElijahsGrl
Legolas: a zah-kay-nay a ching changity chong
Aragorn: what?
Legolas: nothing..*looks away*
Aragorn: did you say i wear a thong?
Legolas: No that is gandalf my friend
Gandalf: *walks in* my crack itches!!! ITS IN THE CRACK ITS IN THE CRACK EEEEEEK!!1

LMAO

LOL i have some fellowship ones that they would never say too!

Frodo- I cant breathe *falls off hill into a river*
Legolas: so we were talking about the chingys and the chongys, Ohhh fish...Ohh frodo? FRODO? Ohhh he has fallen!
Sam: THATS GREAT...so you were saying about the chingys and the chongys....
Legolas: Oh yeah...well the chingys were all eunichs and you know..that pirate man..jack mack snardow..ohh i mean jack sparrow
Frodo: a little help here sassifrass's
Sam: Um thats okay i dont think you need some
Legolas: excuse me hobbit ass, im in the middle of telling a story, now be a good little frodo baggins and let me talk, you never speak while a prince is telling his story
Sam: I totally agree with that legolas
Frodo: Ohh kiss my ass!
Legolas: no thanks farno!

Aragorn: Oh my gosh saruman in my thong *falls out of the chair* oww! im okay bilbo got the baggins, got the ring still mmkay?
*Frodo walks up*
Legolas: aww theres our...fro-do
Frodo: suck my ass and call it a day, ching chong the lovely, shake my ass and call it a fray.....
Legolas: I agree..
Frodo: Aragorn likes it with a doggy day...GO ARAGORN!
Aragorn: HEY! i do not!
Legolas: Ohhh i totally agree with this
Frodo: you do too aragorn
Aragorn: WHATEVER RING STAIN!!!

*legolas walks up to aragorn*
Legolas: zakan...zah kay nay a poo ne cha cha?
Aragorn: *raises eyebrow* what the heck are you saying legolas?
Legolas: im trying to turn chinese..the more i speak chinese..the more i think...i am turning into one! GREAT LUCK
Aragorn: and your a moron
Legolas: YOUR JUST JEALOUS OF MY WANG!!!!!!!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

bump!

Legolas: What The F%&*$ Are You Doing You Mother F$#@%&...I should bop you right in the F$%&#$@ Nose.

LOL HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA thats funny

what did you think of mine?

here's somthing legolas would never say

pippin's in front of the mirror,legolas:Hurry up! i Have To Brush My Hair Before Gandalf Get's here!!!!!

Duplicate thread
http://www.killermovies.com/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=16559

😉

whatever

Originally posted by xmen fan
whatever

😠 Be -POLITE- 😠

i was!it was a polite whatever!

😐

you are making my be nice to the new people job quite hard at the moment

It really wasn't, that could never be taken as polite.

here's another thing

it's christmas in rivendale

legolas: I hope frodo likes the sword i got him of ebay for 823$
Gandalf:You got a sword on ebay for 823$?
legolas:Yeah why?
gandalf:you could have gotten it from wal mart for 5 bucks!where do you think i got my staff?

*legolas puts head down,better luck next time!*

Weirdo Legolas...*laughs at the elf* 😆

( And {don't think I'm trying to pick on you, I'm not, contrary to popular belief 😛} just for future reference, it's Rivendell. 🙂 )

o............k

and there we go again

seriously, you need to scrub up. or you wont last long

I don't think she going to... no2

who me?????

You just need to post a tad more thoughtful xmen fan.