The Shootout Thread.

*Enters matrix to mail DIRECTIONS TO PIZZA HUT to MC Mike*

you forgot to shoot someone

*begins looking for telephone hard line to exit when...*

*Pulls out railgun and shoots Sith Darth Jay in the pinky toe*

droopy> My future lies in your hands! 😖hifty:

Is that a good thing? 😕

*shoots droopy fingers so he won't use his railgun*

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!

MY MEAT LOVERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

My pizza....

...will never come!! 🙁 🙁 🙁

too bad.*pulls out chainsaw and runs at both of them, with trhe chainsaw zinging*

*Shoots spoilers at them*

*shows raynor his chainsaw has no chain with my nubs after sith darth jay shot my fingers off*

*Reinstalls windows, has fingers back, but one's not working because I haven't downloaded Service Pack 1 yet*

Yes, he's still fighting!

But will he succeed? 😖hifty:

*Downloads SP1 for Windows XP, all fingers work, uses keyboard to make an internet order for delivery pizza for MC Mike*

Haha...

Yeeeeeeeeaaaasssss.... it is only a matter of time... 😖hifty:

*Decides one pizza is not enough, orders one laced with cyanide for Sith Darth Jay*

*Offers the Sith Master ex-Jedi, Darth Jay, a delicious slice of cyanide laced pizza*

Where iiiiiiiiiiiiis the fool?

Muahahaha...

(I wish dave were reading this...)

*wonders what the hell is going on*

*awaits doorbell with girlfriend bringing lasagna*

Haha...

I think everyone is doing that second part...

but they ain't getting none of my lasagna!

I guess we win

Nah, they'll be here tomorrow... until then, we claim the DIRECTIONS TO PIZZA HUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Watch as the noobs pray in FEAR! MUAHAHAHA: