*jay comes out of the crater, pulls lightsaber, kills sith wannabe (there's room for only one jedi and one sith in the matrix forum) them shoots droopy in the back of his head, makes mc mike eat a chocolate muffin so big that mike ends up blowing up, then shoots anybody still alive in this thread, then shoots the thread itself so that it dies (xplode crash, whatever you wanna call it) then closes the thread for good*
"closing----closed"
"is this thread ever going to be closed" (omega where are you?)
*jay is so pissed off after seeing revo (well, not so much), that a new desire to shoot and destroy anything in this forum grows within him, jays pulls out his guns and start shooting to the dead bodies of anyone in this thread (i've already killed guys, remember?) so that the only thing left are small particles of his adversaries, then jay sits waiting to shoot anyone who tries to resurrect*