The Shootout Thread.

*Takes blow and says......................................................*

ouch.

"Oh, that didn't hurt?"

*Gives MC Mike an indian burn, but only at a speed THE ONE could do it at*

Now THAT would be painful...

*Agent Rex charges in, Desert Eagle drawn*

"Humans..."

*starts blowing away anyone nearby*

*Dodges all of Captain REX's bullets. Capt Rex stares in awe as I do the cabage patch and bankhead bounce while dodging his bullets. Slaps Capt REX in back of the head for being to lazy to put the gun away*

shoots the flying cookies

"I know Kung Fu"

*Flies off the top of a building and as the others are beginning to believe that he is in fact The One, they realize that he isn't flying, he's falling!*

*About halfway to the ground a stray muffin blasts through his temple and he dies immediately*

But who was it that shot me before I could hit the ground?

*Oracle walks into the middle of the havock and says "TeddyBear will return in another life as the most powerfull cookie slinger EVER!!! 😱 *

😂

*looks at sunburn and runs around like crazy for no apparant reason*

*Looks at MC Mike and says*

"I said indian burn, b!" (if you've seen half baked, you would understand"

(i np what an indian burn is) *shoots droopy just for fun*

Ghost of TeddyBear: "who shot me?"

*points at droopy as droopy points at him*

"he did it"
"he did it"

"you bastards" 😠

hehe... reminds me of Spaceballs...

Agent Rex goes crazy on Droopy, super speed super strength Agent punching the guts out of him and squishing his head in his bare hands...

Muahahahahaha!!! 😈

*remembers that it's just a forum*

Damn...

this has got to be the most off topic thread to go on for 15 pages and not get moved.. *says screw it and starts shootin all over the room..er thread*

Technically, we're supposed to be in a room. 😄

Well, the topic is that it's a Matrix-style shootout! I see no Off-topicness here!

*Agent-style bullet dodging, then roundhouse kicks Forumcrew in the head*

*mr jay wakes up from coma*
"what has happened here"
*jay jacks back in the matrix, loaded with a anti-dodging muffin missiles (if you dodge them they'll comeback, hunt you until they take you down 😛 ), then jay shoots everybody on this thread for keeping it alive, and shoots one special big chocolate muffin at forumcrew*

eat me

*Explains to MC Mike that he needs to watch half baked so he can see the guy say "They had Nunchucks, and swords, and they was givin' indian burns".*

*Anti Anti Dodge Muffins at Sith darth Jay*