The Shootout Thread.

*Points at Dave* "Who said you were a One, oh well, you can be one too."

*Looks around Confused* "We have to have aleader to defeat Smiddy"

*The Oracle gives Jay and Slinger a super cookie*

comes out of hiding and shoots into the room with a chocolate chip grenade launcher

COOKIE FIGHT!! 😱

Slinger: "Please remove any baked items, cookies, bread etc..."
*Dave opens coat to show an entire bakery*
Slinger: "HOLY SH!T"
*Enters cookie time (c) and starts throwing cookies*

😂

*prepares a super suflet bomb to drop in the elevator*

I'M THE LEADER TO RISE UP AGAINST THIS TYRANNY!!!! I HAVE A SHIP, FOR CRYING OUT LOUD!!!!

but can yours ship handle a cookie attack?

*Slinger comes in and takes out the biggest cookie ever, and gives it to Korri. Then he takes out a giant muffin and it multiplies into a billion muffins (cough Smith cough) and UNLEASHES HELL ON DAVE AND JAY.

CAN MY SHIP HANDLE A COOKIE ATTACK...?! YOU DARE TO QUESTION THE SHEER POWER OF THE ERLEUCHTET?!?!?! MY SHIP USES COOKIES AS OTHER SHIPS USE EMP...PLUS THEY MAKE FABULOUS MEALS!!!

*meets the muffins in a street. one muffin walks out from the crowd*
"mister 123, welcome back, we've missed you."
"it ends, tonight"
"we all ready konw that i'm the one that beats you, so i'll let the rest of me stand by and watch the fight"
*dave and the muffin run towards each other*

*starts takin out all the muffins in the buildings*

*Whitney Houston comes in, and asks if anybody has a smo- Oh hey Whitney.*

DUDE, i know its just a parody, but at LEAST put the phrases in the right order...

*they fight, they both punch each other in the face and go flying back, dave lands perfectly, the muffin is squashed across the road*
"that was easy...."
*the muffin liquifies and comes back together, they both jump into the air and fight*

jedi> each advert does it in a different order 🙁

but the scene has a very specific order...go to the MTV thread and watch superbrawl, the first one...

yea you had the speaking messed up dave.. and you call yourself a goderator!