All hail our devine diva Tex!

Yes yes, I know, proceed to flatter me, as I am more than worthy of such praise!...

😆

*flatters some more* 😍

Just incase you are wondering why im laughing tex...its because i was cleaning for you im my lil maid out (still dont look anywhere near as hot as you in it) and i got some dust up my nose and it made me giggle.

It spotless now..im sure you could get it cleaner though 😉

Bah! Praise is SO 4 pages ago!

I think its high time you worthless worms started showering me with gifts!

🙄 if you kissed his ass any harder saucy......😗

i wish!! 😂

whats your fav car???

Cars are of no use to said Diva! 🙄

A float is currently in development that will be used to parade me about!

Even better...would you like a private jet??
Heres one for you..Outside

Inside...

How fabulous! But those little round windows are too small! I want to be seen you know! 😛

ok....how about a helicopter?

😠 Too ruin my hair?!?! 😠

oh not the hair 😠 Saucy you arent fit to work for the diva 😛

Yes, this is just too much drama for me! To know that one of my own would try to sabotage my fabulous Hair-Doo is just too Ohhhhh, *faints*

😂
ok, i will make the put bigger windows in the plane for you.

*bathes tex's forehead*

*grovels by throne looking up admiringly* no ones beauty on the forums can compare to yours 😉

I was thinking of your safety and a fast way for you to travel master. Please forgive me oh mighty Diva

Originally posted by saucybird007
I was thinking of your safety and a fast way for you to travel master. Please forgive me oh mighty Diva

We'll I'll think about it! But I'm not promising anything! 🙄

Honestly the things I put up with!