All hail our devine diva Tex!

*runs up behind linds and slaps her ass to make Tex aware of her presence*

I'm the diva's security gaurd, you are too close to her royal Highness.

Geesh BF, you make me sound like some gay Queen!

You're so sweet! 🙂

😒

Just ruin all my fun why don't you?!?! I was hoping to get a slight little touch of the sexy diva while he was sleeping 😍 😖hifty:

You will do not such thing

*goes and picks up the diva and carries her to safety*

How dare you low life scoundrels, bothering our beautiful diva while she/he is trying to sleep. You should all be ashamed!!

*walks into room with sword drawn*

Where's the Queen?!

*shoots drunk nazgul*

I have no time for your demented parlor games.

*lying in floor choking*

Sorry, wrong castle... Will the Diva accept a gift as a token of apology?

This thread has gotten too gay for even my tastes, I'm outta here!

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Originally posted by Tex
This thread has gotten too gay for even my tastes, I'm outta here!

😐 what does that say about a thread if its too gay even for Tex!

p.s. Im not implying that you're gay tex..just your alter ego is so girly...👿..oh and ALL HAIL TEX!

Originally posted by Tex
This thread is not nearly as popular as the first one! Oh, the drama! I'm washed up, a has been! *faints*

😠 Of course it isnt as popular as the first one!!! It can never be as popular as the first one...
I got you where you are now Tex..with the stalkers...hard work that i put in in promoting you arround the world.....😒
The Diva advetisor!!!!

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yey its halloween!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 😄

How are you liking your jet Tex??
As i am your maid...can i get you anything? 🙂

Oh, its so horrible saucybird007, Silvertears threw a tantrum and called me all types of horrible things, I'm so traumatized I've decided to go into hiding!

Oh Tex! Im so sorry i wasnt here to help you! 😄
I can get the jet to take you to your private island if you wish.

Oh and Tex, the lipstick....well it just isnt your colour!

My Fortress of Solitude is the 'Moderators Lounge', a private forum that is only visisble to a select few 🪩

She'll never be able to enter! 😛

Im gonna kidnap Tex and then