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but...but...but..knight TexArse is so SEXXY..yet so ugly....forget about him my lady...TexArse speak for itself..👿

i dont even want him 😛

thats setteled then..👿
can i execute someone now 😕 Tex maybe?! plz...ive been a high court person for ages..i wanna kill something..Tex?!

agreed 👿 ill help 😈muahahahaha

You may killeth me...

!!!

Why would anyone want to kill you, DN?

why 😖

I'm bored. A bunch of people think I be weird. Life be of no interest to me.

Forget what other people thin!

Grumpy can offer you a hug...

awwwww dont be sad 🙂 turn that frown upside downeth 😉

As an order from out princess, i sentence you TexArse to die a horrible horrible death....do you have anything to say to your defence......*listens*.......*silence*......ok, thats a no, TexArse prepare to die, may you reincarnate into soemthing usefull....

Ladies and gentelmen, TexArse is now dead....may this serve the rest of you as a warning...this kind of behaiviour will not be tolerated....

(gee, that was a hard one to kill...he just wouldnt die 😈 )

Hug?!
Where?! 😖hifty:

(takes DN, gently but firmly)

HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Can't-breathe! But- that's- okay...

*HHHHHUUUUUGGGGGS back*

😄 😊

*watches gruesome murder* good job lil 😱

Just doing my job m'am! lol..i mean my lady..🪩

Heh... ok, well, Grumpy Knight is off back to Grumpyton again! He shall see you anon!

and i didnt get one 🙁

Noo! Sir Grumpy... great, i'll be bored again.

No job... no knights... I'll be a trader.

Princess Silver, would you care for a cloud-soft pillow?

me neither......🙁🙁🙁🙁🙁