Oldeth English

A thread just for my favourite thing 😄
I love this silly language i use ✅

Anyways here you can use language such as this.....

God granteth and God can taketh away!! 😱

That is how you speak in this thread ✅
Enjoy!!

And so i can say this ahead of time........
I am aware of the fact this is not historically accurate *cough ush cough*
But it is very fun all the same 😊

Be that your castle silver?

yes that be the one where i liveth with me knight 😍

Yes but whereth is irene's roometh 😖hifty:

Originally posted by silver_tears
yes that be the one where i liveth with me knight 😍

*get back in knight uniform*

me roometh is hidden.......and only a feweth of me suiters know the direction 😉

i wonteth telleth anyone elseth 😉

*walketh down into the kitchen to stealeth the Vodka*

Doest thou wanteth to hear me Old English Vodka song? It be called Ye Old Irish Christmas Jingle yah...

sureth 😄
and i donteth tell just anyone 😗

Donteth tell me, milady... I donteth wanteth to walketh in on thou and good sir knight... lol

Doesth anyone wanteth to hear my songeth?

it be mine desire to heareth thine own song. i also greatly desireth the directions to my ladys room...if it be in thine own desire to reveal the place of thine room...

This thread bringeth strange use of "eth!"

me ladys room be fifty of the paces wesith

Duth thou not believe in one's abilities, in the severance of the present evil? Mine own ambition surpases the confidence of one's enemy. The plague this certain evil dispences shall be triumphed over by I, and I alone. So thou can dis believe and assume. Although Truth and fate will soon rain over, and flood thou's perspective of diss belief.

Thats what i call a trevesty in using olde english but its the best i can think of. At one's presnt time LOL Heres a question reffering to old english Thou means you. Can you use Thou to refer to your self if your speaking to the audience in the third person perspective? I mean if i am talking to you refering to myself,can i then use thou to refer to me?

*Finally wakeths up and hath realized that passethed out singing the Vodka songeth*

Someone remideth me to ne'er do that again...

dont'-eth ever'-ine do'-ed again'-ed

thou art all scoundrels.i stick my tounge out at thee.once, twice, thrice, you have all hadeth sexual relationships with an orange.
in other words,blablabla!

me liketh Janieeth me wanteth the vodkaeth

Actually-ed, I be still virgin... and, fortunately-eth, I detesteth oranges...

VODKA FOR EVERYONE OF THEE