Oldeth English

I just farteth in my pants having eatenth too many beanths.

it will never dieth 😛

In those days, in England, no one had heard about dentures.

🤨

*walkseth out of castle after long resteth* 😊

im boredeth to deatheth !!! 😐

i want some guyseth 😬

i as well, my fair lady...🙁🙁

we are two of a kind 🙁

I am aware my lady...one is however very stuck up -eth

i agreeth 😛

😒 -eth at him -eth

😆
well,my fair lady,u cld stand urself at the balcony and hv ur own little monologue to call the knight of ur dreams

"oh romeo,romeo,wherefore art thou romeo"

(to tell u da truth i can't STAND romeo..pathetic excuse 4 a man)

i want keanueth 😍

sameth heareth!! 😍

that bare pic is just great 😉

i want orlandoeth😉

bumpeth 😄

Why'd you doeth that?

cuz i misseth my threadeth 😄