Oldeth English

Started by silver_tears70 pages

*cutsies* adieu my lord 😉

G'day, milord Dave!

*cuddleseth irene*

g'day lord lord soth

Lo! the Gods didst rain heavy with woe upon to all. Thou hast made mockery of which thou durst not understand. Let blades singeth aloud and cryeth afoul into the air. Wilt thou now dance with me and meet the flats of our blades upon the other?...

Thou knowest that I but jest... 😮

Indeed, young squire I doth accept thy challenge. Gut I must warneth thee, thou scruvy knave, I haveth a keen blade and much experience. I do believeth thou art matched

HA! Thou wouldst bandy words with me son of a cur. Thy blade and thy lore is but petty 'gainst me. Matched am I? Nay villainous one, for your venomous words art but wind blown through thy buttocks...HAHAHA

Thine foolish words will soon be thy end! Thou art a ruffian and a son of snakes! Thine foul tongue and black heart shall forthwith be slain! Have at you! ~lunge~

*darts to the left*

Well placed, but thou hast missed thy mark! I but moved a little and thou but smote the air upon you haste. 'Twil be mine honour to ringeth thy death knell... *swings wide right*

Originally posted by silver_tears
yes that be the one where i liveth with me knight 😍

Your dialect is all over the place Irene

Originally posted by Fëanor
*darts to the left*

Well placed, but thou hast missed thy mark! I but moved a little and thou but smote the air upon you haste. 'Twil be mine honour to ringeth thy death knell... *swings wide right*

~dances to the left~ Thou art a daring but foolish young kanve to tryeth and smite me. For it is I that hath the experience to cutteth thy throat and letteth loose the evil that streameth within thine veins. Thou art but a young rogue who doth fancy himself a swordsman, and foolishly challengeth me! I shall make it so your passing is an easy one, ruffian! ~feints up and stabs downward~

Argh!...I am wounded. O' woeful day hast come to my last I shalt but fain nigh death. Many a foe had I fought aforetime, alas I must away to heal mine wounds lest black night o'ercome me. Thou shalt rue this day vile one. Upon my return when tended rightly so, so shalt I be thy bane.

Laugh now, for 'tis bitter upon thy tongue no sweetness there shalt thou find. For quickly held it is, so it shalt be forgotten.

Thine words striketh me not! They are but a pittance in thy inflated head that doth speaketh these admitting words of defeat!

😆

For surety hath mine wits thus abandoned me...diminish'd then am I for words art lacking and I but wonder whither now hast gone mine idle thoughts.

Lo! suffereth me not to prate e'er on...but let me then decree thus:

Hear ye! Hear ye! Hear ye! ‘Tis been decreed by one Fëanor son of Finwë by leave of one who is Lord of All and by his or her grace that forthwith on this day that said thread also known as ‘Olde English shalt be granted life forever more. Knoweth then that I and all the power containeth wilt continue upon this thread in the manner deserveth herewith. And lo! It should prove ill upon thy contenance to read such prattle, I wilt suffereth none to abide. Yea though the tongue that thou wouldst read is called such, ‘tis truly Biblical English. Its truer form none could read nor understand save the most wise and the most learn’d. Since there be none to be found, and to some most lacking I wilt not cause thee to a weird(fate) most undesired.

Eow habbane beon eall feorhbealo.(you have been told)

I art confused......prithee, what beeth the meaning behind thine statement, young squire?

you people boreth me 😛

Thou foul-tongued hoyden, I'll hangeth thee for thy crimes!

Hey this is my threadeth so thereforeth I rule here diva

Curses! The witch speaketh true, I'm afraid.......we shalt putteh up with thy black heart for the time being, but thou art warned, daughter of snakes, I art watching thy actions

no need to be rude ❌😂

Originally posted by Lord Soth
I art confused......prithee, what beeth the meaning behind thine statement, young squire?

In the words of the immortal Highlander..."There can only be one."

And lo though am I alone upon my endeavour within said thread, I shalt abide hither with less regards to the "Neweth olde..." and if there be none save I that shouldst speak thus or come hither, then so be it...

Hast thou now learned mine meaning?