Britney Spears

Well, that's just crazy talk! The only one that had a video and you don't review it????!!! LOL

Man, there are just too many X-men threads in this forum...you'd almost think Britney was a thing of the past. It makes me sad. bawling

Someday (I Will Understand)

I'm assuming that the Nickelback song hasn't ALREADY been remade, so let's see what an ode to a preg-o's belly produces.

Listening to the melody, I've come to this critical conclusion: I've either heard this song before, or I haven't. It sounds so familiar, but it also could just sound like many other songs on the radio. I like the lyrics of this song...they are not the most original but they mean well. Just keep rubbing that belly in the video, Britney, and many people won't care about the lyrics. They'll just want to talk about Britney rubbing her belly, which was what garnered my initial interest, am I right?

I'm also confused: The song's called "Someday (I Will Understand)," but in the song she says "Someday You Will Understand." What gives, or is she just f*cking with us?

Spears-O-Meter: 5.0/10

Current Standings of the Who-Knows Era
And Then We Kiss 9.0
Over To You Now 8.5
Mona Lisa Final 6.51
Mona Lisa Demo 6.5
Unknown Song 5.5
Someday (I Will Understand) 5.0
Chaotic 4.5

Oh crikey, don't tell me you've invaded the X-Men world? They don't take kindly to non fans over there!

Hey, I invaded the Britney forum and I'm still alive.

Okay, done with the reviews! toot band cheers Now what do you have in store for me?
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Britney says I Will Understand in the first chorus only.

5? What's the matter with you? I really like this song. I think it's ever so sweet.

Ok, so the reviews are finally at an end. Here are the percentages for this era............

Botankus: 65%
Britrogue: 89%

Next, I'm going to officially review each era by discussing the marks we both gave and the combination of each. We still need to find the most highly rated era!

I had it on my media player and didn't feel like playing it past a few cycles...even on a Friday. To me, that's a five.

BUT - don't forget the ratings I gave these power tracks:

"And Then We Kiss 9.0
Over To You Now 8.5"

Okay, I'm ready for the more in-depth analysis whenever you are.

Starting with ....Baby, One More Time

Marks given:

BOMT - Botankus: 8/10
Britrogue: 10/10

Sometimes - Botankus: 7
Britrogue: 6

(You Drive Me) Crazy - Album Version

Botankus: 5 Britrogue: 5

(You Drive Me) Crazy - Stop Remix
Botankus: 4.5 Britrogue: 9

Born To Make You Happy
Botankus: 9 Britrogue: 8

Soda Pop
Botankus: 2 Britrogue: 2

Thinkin' About You
Botankus: 6 Britrogue: 5

I Will Still Love You (Duet with Don Phillip)
Botankus: 3.5 Britrogue: 5

Autumn Goodbye
Botankus: 7.5 Britrogue: 4

Deep In My Heart
Botankus: 5 Britrogue: 4

I'm So Curious
Botankus: 4.5 Britrogue: 3

The Beat Goes On
Botankus: 3 Britrogue: 2

From The Bottom Of My Broken Heart
Botankus: 4.5 Britrogue: 8

I Will Be There
Botankus: 5 Britrogue: 6

I'll Never Stop Loving You
Botankus: 3 Britrogue: 4

Interestingly enough, there's some songs in there that our resident non-fan liked better than the resident fan!

Overall rating for the ...Baby, one more time era

53%

Originally posted by Britrogue
Oh crikey, don't tell me you've invaded the X-Men world? They don't take kindly to non fans over there!

Haha, I made my first post over there...I responded to one of yours in the pics thread.

I'm up to 2 posts in that forum. Pretty soon everyone in your little X-men world will be looking to me for the latest scoop!

From what I've gathered, the people in the X-Men forum are idiots. It's like posting in another galaxy, because you don't know these rejects nor do you want to know them.

And that, ladies and gentlemen, is why I post in the Movie Stars & Celebrities forum...it's much more mature and sophisticated. 😄

Are you calling me an idiot????!!!!

Anyway, moving on, I have been analysing the BOMT era, and song with the highest review is ...Baby, One More Time. Therefore, it makes the bonus songs section! (I'm still waiting for an album title BTW.....)

Originally posted by Britrogue
Are you calling me an idiot????!!!!

I didn't check out the Countdown thread. I don't see the point in it.
BTW, I now know whcih is (according to our combined ratings) the greatest ever Britney song, and in fact the worst!

Ooh, this is exciting! Let me take a stab at it here. Since you didn't agree with me on the Rolling Stones and Bobby Brown remake, and since I remember "The Beat Goes On" accidentally getting a 3.0 to your 2.0, I'm going to go with "Soda Pop."

And the best...(trying to remember my 9.0's...)...I think it's definately "And Then We Kiss." Am I correct in both?

You're right on one account. Soda Pop wins the Worst Britney Song title with a puny 20% rating. That's dire man!

These were the ratings for the OIDIA era:

Oops! I Did It Again.
C: 7/10 G: 9/10

Stronger
C: 7.7 G: 10

Don't Go Knockin' On My Door
C: 5.5 G: 7

(I Can't Get No) Satisafction
C: 0 G: 6

Don't Let Me Be The Last To Know
C: 6 G: 4

What U See (Is What U Get)
C: 5.5 G: 10

Lucky
C: 8 G: 7

One Kiss From You
C: 4.5 G: 3

Where Are You Now?
C: 4.5 G: 7

Can't Make You Love Me
C: 5 G: 8

When Your Eyes Say It
C: 5 G: 1

Dear Diary
C: 6 G: 1

Girl In My Mirror
C: 4.5 G: 2

Heart
C: 4 G: 8

You've Got It All
C: 6.5 G: 6

Walk On By
C: 8 G: 5

The Joy Of Pepsi
C: 2 G: 9

I've Got The Urge (To Herbal)
C: 3 G: 8

Total rating - 57%

So at the moment, the OIDIA era is winnning by 5%

I wonder what the biggest discrepencies are. I would like to think (in your favour) that it's "The Joy of Pepsi" and "My Prerogative." In my favour, I'll have to look that up (something I gave like an 8 and you gave a 4, for example).

I think The Joy Of Pepsi would probably win the biggest discrepancy title. We should hold an awards cermeony. Like for the most stupid title and things like that.

Here, here. That's a good idea. Let's brainstorm this week on it (categories, presenters, etc....)