Britney Spears

Originally posted by botankus
Let's hope she's already had to go through this pain. She's 25.

Aha! There's your first! 💃

Aha! 😂
I remember it (almost) clearly; KharmaDog and you were battling it out when I showed up to help him out! I believe he was saying something like, you've been liking Britney since you were three. I'll look for it.

Here it is:

IF your personal tastes and likes have not changed or matured since the age of three you are going to look ridiculous going to university in footsie pajamas with a soother in your mouth.

LOL....yeah, I remember. That was good fun!

I know this has nothing to do with Britters, but I had to share!

Funny, Gilly! Where is the original web location for this?

I actually found it on superherohype forums. Someone was using it as their sig.

Chaotic

Ooh, I've been waiting for Kevin and Britney's theme song, and now I have it! That's where the analysis begins.

Britney tells him to "Turn it up Higher," and as to how he is to turn it up, she inexplicably says, "Wild Like a Tiger." Call me crazy, but why do the words Duran & Duran pop into my head while reading back these words?

And then here come the Gwen Stefani Hollaback Girls, chanting "Everybody blink your lights / Party from the left to right." I can tell this song was written during the pregnancy, because everyone is receiving instructions on which way to direct their controlled partying. Not a lot of fun at this party.

If this is their theme song, where the hell is Kevin (or at least his point of view)?? The only thing Chaotic about this is its existance.

Spears-O-Meter: 4.5/10

Current Standings of the Who-Knows Era
And Then We Kiss 9.0
Mona Lisa Demo 6.5
Unknown Song 5.5
Chaotic 4.5

Oooookay. That's definately your madest review to date. Pretty cool though. I'll have you know I made a seriously class video to accompany this track!

Oh, come on, I know you still have a Simon LeBon poster above your bed, right?

And he would be who exactly?

The lead singer - the legend - for Duran Duran.

OH him! Nah, never had a poster of him on my wall. Was never one for posters actually.

Hey, you didn't feel like commenting in the Reese thread? I worked hard on that!!!!

What the pic? Give me a chance to think of a suitable response! lol

Over To You Now

"Do you like this...this place that I'm bringing you to?"

YES!! (Relatively speaking)

"'Cause I do"

My question is, why wasn't this album released? Was it because she was pregnant? With the exception of only a few songs, two of the songs in this mix are clearly better than any of the other songs I've reviewed. Once again the better ones have the better bass lines, but this is the first one that's used some kind of Arabian snake charming music that I'm aware of...nice touch.

I realize I'm almost done with the reviews, and I have just this to say: She seems to be pointed in the right direction with the last two works, and I strongly recommend shifting away from the bubble gum portion of her work and concentrating on music better suited for fans who have grown up listening to her and are now older. But then again, I'm not a Southern Belle from Spira, am I?

Spears-O-Meter: 8.5/10

Current Standings of the Who-Knows Era
And Then We Kiss 9.0
Over To You Now 8.5
Mona Lisa Demo 6.5
Unknown Song 5.5
Chaotic 4.5

HAHAHAHA!

No you're not! But this mystery unreleased era receives high marks from me. She appears to have tapped in to a much better and more advanced style of music, that suits her vocal range.
Believe me, the new album is HIGHLY anticipated by her fans who desperately want to see this material released on an official album.
Over To You Now IMO would have done well if released as a single. It makes for a good dance track, it's catchy and memorable.

What ARE we going to talk about once the reviews are done? Ooh, but the way, you have to come up with a title for your Britney album!

Mona Lisa (Final Version)

Okay, this is the final review (I think). A little bit better version than the first one (JUUUUST a little bit). Let's keep this one short and sweet and give it a nice rating. Sort of like the last day of school. Short and sweet, and everyone leaves happy.

Spears-O-Meter: 6.51/10

Current Standings of the Who-Knows Era
And Then We Kiss 9.0
Over To You Now 8.5
Mona Lisa Final 6.51
Mona Lisa Demo 6.5
Unknown Song 5.5
Chaotic 4.5

It's not over yet! You haven't done Someday.

Oh, yeah! I just asked about the video and her rubbing her belly. I actually never reviewed the song.