Britney Spears

Yeah that was me at a house party last Friday wearing my friend's blazer. It was a schoolkid themed party, so we were all dressed up as schoolboys and schoolgirls!

Let me guess, you marched through the front door singing "Oh, baby baby....my loneliness is killing me...."

Actually, I didn't! damn it, that would have been a great opportunity!

In anycase, I finally uploaded the Britankus Britney Album;

1. Born To Make You Happy
2. Lucky
3. Walk On By
4. Anticipating
5. Cinderella
6. Girls And Boys
7. I've Just Begun (Having My Fun)
8. And Then We Kiss
9. Over To You Now

Bonus Tracks
(chosen as being the highest joint rated songs on each era)

1. ...baby, one more time
2. Stronger
3. I Run Away
4. Everytime
5. Overprotected
6. Mona Lisa (Demo)
7. Mona Lisa

http://rapidshare.de/files/17808523/Britankus_s_Britney_Album.zip

Thanks alot. I've got "Over to you Now" playing really loud, and everyone in the office is dancing on top of their cubicles!!

Yeah, I'm sure you have! LOL!

Wow, that's a scary attachment you have there, Gilly, but I'll be honest, it pretty much describes what's going on here right now!

Playing now..."Cinderella."

That's Frank Skinner. Britney was pretty scared when she saw it too!

Playing now on the Britankus jukebox - One of my high scorers:
"This is our song they're playing..."

Anticipating. I'm not a big fan. It's too happy joy-joy!

Too bad, it's still our song they're playing.

Now playing on the Britankus Jukebox:
"Born to Make You Happy"

Hey, where was that "Autumn" song? I thought it was higher than Mona Lisa or Overprotected, but I could be wrong.

Autumn Goodbye?

Rated 7.5 by you and 4 by me. Combined rating 58%

Now playing: "Lucky!" (and she's still cry, cry, crying all over the place, even though she's a bloody star)

But she's lonely...................

At least she doesn't wear blazers to parties, giving her some amount of credibility. 😉

Oi! LOL!
I didn't wear a blazer to a party. My friend Malky did, and I tried it on for a laugh. With the combination of mini skirt and knee high socks; it was considered rather appealing, so he insisted upon taking a picture.

Post #2

Thought this was kind of interesting:
Voice type: Soubrette
- Highest note: B5 ("Lucky" and "Sometimes"😉
- Lowest note: C3 ("Oops!... I Did It Again"😉
- Vocal range: 3 octaves (C3-B5)
- Longest Note: 18 seconds ("Breathe on Me"😉

Britney has a larger range than most singers in her vocal class do. She is able to surpass the restriction of F5 and is able to hit notes as high as G5 and A5 which most in her category cannot. Spears can also hit lower notes than A3 and is able to hit notes like F3 and E3 with relative ease.

She arguably has the biggest range of any soubrette in contemporary music. Britney is also able to sing in Middle Voice, Falsetto Voice and Head Voice. Her vocal range is similar to that of Madonna.

- She hits notes A3, D5, E5 and B5 in "Lucky".
- She hits notes E4 and G4 in "Toxic".
- She hits note G5 in "From The Bottom Of My Broken Heart" and "Stronger".
- She hits note C4 in "I'm A Slave 4 U", "Overprotected", "(You Drive Me) Crazy" and "...Baby One More Time"
- She hits one of her lowest notes in "Stronger" with G3.
- She hits note B5 in "Sometimes".
- In Britney's piano ballad "Everytime" she hits one of her lowest recorded notes, E3; she is also recorded hitting notes C4, E4 and B4.
- She hits notes C3 and C4 in "Oops!... I Did It Again"

Credit goes to crazyman324, from Pop Prodigy, for this interesting information.

Wow, that's a lot of analysis! Did Malky wear your mini skirt? It would only be fair if he did, ya know.

Can you get a list of all the songs (in order). I'm afraid to say I might be too busy on Monday for the awards show, so it might have to be another day next week...but I want to go ahead and look at my options!

LOL! No, Malky did not wear my mini skirt, but I did end up writing "I am a perv" on his top lip. True story, he is! He was trying to get a picture of me pulling a Sharon Stone so he could post it on the Internet!

Okay....songs. In order. Here we go:

...baby, one more time
(You Drive Me) Crazy - album version
(You Drive Me) Crazy - stop remix
Sometimes
Soda Pop
Born To Make You Happy
From The Bottom Of My Broken Heart
Thinkin About You
I Will Still Love You
Autumn Goodbye
Deep In My Heart
I'm So Curious (Co-written by Britney Spears)
The Beat Goes On
I Will Be There
I'll Never Stop Loving You
Oops! I Did It Again
Stronger
Don't Go Knockin' On My Door
(I Can't Get No) Satisfaction
Don't Let Me Be The Last To Know
What U See (Is What U Get)
Lucky
One Kiss From You
Where Are You Now?
Can't Make You Love Me
When Your Eyes Say It
Dear Diary (Co-written By Britney Spears)
Girl In My Mirror
Heart
You've Got It All
Walk On By
The Joy Of Pepsi
I've Got The Urge (To Herbal)
I'm A Slave (For You)
Overprotected
Overprotected (Darkchild Remix)
Lonely (Co-written By Britney Spears)
I'm Not A Girl Not Yet A Woman
Boys
Boys (Co-Ed Remix)
Anticipating (Co-written By Britney Spears)
I Love Rock N Roll
Cinderella (Co-written By Britney Spears)
Let Me Be (Co-written By Britney Spears)
Bombastic Love
That's Where You Take Me (Co-written By Britney Spears)
What It's Like To Be Me
Taste The Victory (Right Now)
I Run Away
Intimidated (Co-written By Britney Spears)
She'll Never Be Me
Before The Goodbye (Co-written by Britney Spears)
When I Found You
Me Against The Music (Co-written By Britney Spears)
(I've Got That) Boom Boom
Showdown (Co-written By Britney Spears)
Breathe On Me
Early Mornin (Co-written by Britney Spears)
Toxic
Outrageous
Touch Of My Hand (Co-written By Britney Spears)
The Hook Up (Co-written By Britney Spears)
Shadow (Co-written By Britney Spears)
Brave New Girl (Co-written By Britney Spears)
Everytime (Written By Britney Spears)
The Answer
Girls And Boys
Don't Hang Up (Co Written By Britney Spears)
Guilty
My Prerogative
I've Just Begun (Having My Fun) - (Co-written By Britney Spears)
Do Somethin
Mona Lisa (Demo version) - (Co-written By Britney Spears)
Chaotic
Mona Lisa (Final Version) - (Co-written By Britney Spears)
Over To You Now (Co-written By Britney Spears)
Someday (I Will Understand) - (Written By Britney Spears)
And Then We Kiss - (Co-written By Britney Spears)
Get It

.......Phew!!!!

Thanks Gilly.

Uh-oh. More bad news from K-Fed's camp:

Federline Dis Song Recorded By Angry Investment Bankers

Considering all the things about Kevin Federline that seem to rub people the wrong way — the cornrows, the wife-beaters, the "PopoZao" — it's a miracle that no real rappers have come forth to put him in his place.

So a pair of fake hip-hoppers from Boston have picked up the slack, recording a K-Fed dis track. "Wake Up, K-Fed" is the work of DJ Dirty Beagle and Names, a pair of investment bankers who describe themselves as "suburban-raised middle-class kids with too much free time."

For months, the duo watched in horror as K-Fed dropped his ass-worshiping opus "PopoZao" (see "Kevin Federline Says He Doesn't Care If You Don't Like Him"😉, followed by the equally terrifying (and Thomas Dolby-biting) "America's Most Hated" (see "Thomas Dolby Won't Turn Blind Eye To Kevin Federline Sample"😉. Finally, one hazy Sunday afternoon, they decided they'd had enough.
"When we heard his latest track, it was so bad and so short that we felt like it had to be done, so we set all of last weekend aside to devote ourselves to it," Beagle said. "Something had to be done. Other rappers just don't care. He's taken enough flack for the hair and the wife-beaters in the gossip rags, but we felt like the East Coast needed to holler back at such slothlike behavior and general apathy. I don't think 50 Cent reads Us Weekly, so it takes a new-school type to take him out."

"He's not a legitimate rapper, he has no street cred, so other rappers don't even consider stooping to his level. It would be too easy for them," Names added. "We, on the other hand, are just as illegitimate as him. We're Caucasian WASPy kids, so we're the perfect people to battle him."

So the two went to work and recorded "Wake Up, K-Fed" in one afternoon. And though the "studio" conditions were less than ideal ("We didn't even have a microphone, so I yelled at the computer," Names said), they knew right away that the track had enough lyrical venom to overcome even the lowest of lo-fi surroundings.

"He claims that 'hip-hop is all he ever knew,' but that's like me saying hip-hop is all I ever knew when my first CDs were Alanis Morissette, Whitney Houston and Pearl Jam," Names said. "There's so much material it was just calling my name. I mean, have you seen the video of him in his studio listening to 'PopoZao'?"

On the track, Names takes potshots at K-Fed's lyrical skills ("How can you steal a beat from Mobb Deep/ And then make a song that puts people to sleep?"😉, mocks his personal hygiene and threatens to "put [him] away like a trundle bed" over a beat Dirty Beagle hijacked from Dr. Dre's "Forgot About Dre." The duo said they hope K-Fed and his wife are listening.

"I just wanted it to escalate to me and him in a battle. I'll even fly out to L.A. to battle him on his own turf. I mean, if you can't defend yourself, then you don't belong in the rap game talking about how you gonna get back at the haters." Names said. "And I am the most diabolical hater."

"We want Britney to hear it, because we'd like to tell her, 'Don't let your husband embarrass you!' " Beagle added. "You've had a great career and your songs are so much better than his — you must be able to steer him away from releasing such awful tracks."

"Wake Up" debuted earlier this week, and though reviews have been mixed (comments range from "That was awesome!" to "I could've written better lyrics"😉, the dynamic duo are looking to build on their newfound fame. They've just launched a MySpace page (MySpace.com/DJDirtyBeagle), and there's even a proper studio album in the works, called State of the Nation.

"We'll probably time the release to coincide with K-Fed's album," Names said. "We'll see who does better in sales."

Federline's management and publicist could not be reached for comment.

🙄 such a shame he doesn't have a recording label yet...............