Britney Spears

Surely Everytime deserves a spot there...............

I know. I just need to know if they used ketchup or cocktail sauce when she slit her wrists in the video. If she used tabasco, Everytime should be the winner, hands-down.

I am gettin soooooooo bored.....................................

Que? What do you want me to do about it?

Post me a video of you dancing?????? LOL

I'm not that high-tech around here. But I would love to. Maybe a picture!

I'll tell ya what. I'll post a pic of me getting my groove on if you'll do the same. Since you're in I.S., posting a video probably wouldn't be too difficult for you. Tomorrow. In our offices.

Sorry, don't have a webcam!

I'm so excited that the 2006 Britankus Awards are coming together. Here's what I have documented so far.

BEST VIDEO
STRONGER
TOXIC
I’M A SLAVE

WORST VIDEO
FROM THE BOTTOM OF MY BROKEN HEART
DO SOMETHIN’
MY PREROGATIVE

BEST SONG YOU WOULDN’T BE EMBARRASSED TO PLAY IN FRONT OF YOUR FRIENDS
OVER TO YOU NOW
AND THEN WE KISS
EVERYTIME

BEST UNRELEASED SONG
CINDERELLA
WHAT U SEE (IS WHAT YOU GET)
I’VE JUST BEGUN (HAVING MY FUN)

BEST LINE
"Believe me, you'll be looking for trouble if you hurt me; I can promise you." - What U See (Is What U Get)
"I'm sorry, just trying to live my life; don't worry, you're gonna be alright." - Cinderella
"Let's pretend that I moved on, then I'll tell myself that life goes on without you." - I Run Away

WORST LOOK
Britney 4.jpg
Britney White Trash.jpg
Britney preston.jpg

BEST LOOK
Britney 2.jpg
Britney dress.jpg
Britney UGA.jpg

BEST MUSIC
GIRLS AND BOYS
EVERYTIME
TOXIC

SONG YOU’D FEEL COMFORTABLE COMMITTING SUICIDE TO
EVERYTIME
SODA POP
OUTRAGEOUS

Up next: Songwriter most needed to be shot (and this includes Britney, too, of course)!

I know what I would pick out of all of those!

Ok, whoever wrote Soda Pop and Outrageous. I'd also have to nominate Britters for daring to write Anticipating.

Speaking of "Soda Pop," here's something interesting about the lyrics:

And of course, we can’t forget the young boys.
And Britney Spears provides plenty of "youthful lusts" for all the "young boys".
Britney Spears, completely "removes the sheets" in her song "Soda Pop". She sings, " . . . we might start riding to the music tonight. . . a WICKED TIME to the end . . . we'll flex tonight until they break down the door . . . It's cool Britney when we get down on the floor. . . and we go on and on until the break of dawn"

"Soda Pop" by Britney Spears
Open that soda pop, watch it fiz and pop
The clock is tickin and we can't stop . . .
We might start riding to the music tonight
A clever way to get by, oh
The pops keep flowin' like its fire and ice . . .
See, where ya ba-do for a superlative self oh yeah
A wicked time to the end, oh yeah, so . . .
So turn the tables baby, let's go over the top
Girls we need him like we've never before (before, before, before)
And lovin it till we drop (we drop, ah, we drop yeah)
We'll flex tonight until they break down the door. . .
I bet you we can pop like we've never popped it before
Why we keep comin back for more and more for sure
It's cool Britney when we get down on the floor yeah
And we go on and on until the break of dawn

In case you didn’t know, "pop" is street slang for fornication.(American Slang, Robert L. Chapman, p.342)

Interesting in the book "Britney Spears, The Unauthorized Biography", Britney cleary describes the meaning of all her songs — except one — "Soda Pop". For "Soda Pop's" meaning she says, "Who knows? It's just a whole lotta fun". (Jackie Robb, "Britney Spears, The Unauthorized Biography", p. 71) Guess which song is Britney's favorite — you guessed it — the "who knows the meaning" Soda Pop! (Ibid, p. 120)
One line in Britney’s "mega-hit" single "Baby One More Time" says, ". . . Hit me baby one more time. . ."
I wonder what she means by "HIT ME baby one more time"? In case you don’t know, to "hit on" someone is a term for "sexual desires".
I guess it’s just an "oversight" that the lyrics to "Soda Pop" is not included in Britney’s CD? They did include the lyrics to "Baby One More Time", "Sometimes", "Born To Make You Happy" and "From the Bottom of My Broken Heart". Could be they didn’t want mom and dad to see what Britney’s singing?

lol! That's really funny!

And I also remember a "Show me what You Got" line in Soda Pop, also.

And there was me thinking it was so kiddie and cute.............

She sucks big time! just another stupid singer! and a bad person!

Who the hell asked you? Met her personally have you? Get out of my thread. You're putting me off my topic.

😂 Go get 'em!giljotiinigun_bandana

Owned......well and truly

Oh, sh*t! That's your "WTF" cat that you made for me in that signature that one time!

Nope, that's a different cat! I have loads of mad cats. This one's my fave at the moment.

Do you have a link to that video? This is not my profile:

Despite the fact that I have blonde hair and big..........well you know, I am NOT STUPID!!!! I am an IT tech, and my forte is binary code conversions.

...so I'm not an expert on getting the video straight off of KMC.