Britney Spears

I'm not singing to any policemen thank you very much. They seriously suck ass and I hate them!
Erm.....I have no idea.

Gilly, you seem a bit...er...maybe you should get some rest tonight. Dream about Sean Preston and his father for me?

Is a major fuss kicked up everytime a mother stumbles whilst holding a baby? I think this whole thing is getting out of hand.

1. Sean's highchair collapsed. Big deal. First off Britney fired her nanny, then she threatened to sue the company that made the highchair.

2. Britney is snapped driving away with Sean on her lap. Ok, not her smartest move by far. Britney hasn't denied this but claims she was intimidated by nearby photographers. Big surprise there. They should go around with STALKER stamped to their foreheads.

3. Britney is photographed with Sean's babyseat facing the front of the car. Sean himself is slumped in the seat. Erm......yeah! He was ASLEEP. Besides, as Britney's camp pointed out, she wasn't breaking any laws and Sean is well within the appropriate weight scale to be facing the front. Besides, if I were being permanantly stalked, I'd want my baby where I could see it

4. Britney stumbles.

I just think it's getting really boring. Take a good look at the baby for crying out loud. He looks like a normal, happy baby and well looked after.

If I tried to sue after a highchair collapsed, unless it was proven that it was because of faulty construction, I'd get laughed out of court so fast. I'm a normal person, and that would be a problem in my case.

Who cares! I'm off to see my film this afternoon, and NOTHING is bringing me down! Yipee!

offtopicofftopicofftopicofftopicofftopicofftopic We need to get the rest of these nominations down. offtopicofftopicofftopicofftopic All X-men chatterboxing should be reserved for the "Halle Berry is the greatest actress in the world and it's comprehensible" thread!

Edit: Okay, I guess it can wait until next week - just giving ya a hard time, of course. Have fun at the movie, G!

Hahahaha! You nutcase!

Sorry was off on my own little X-Planet yesterday. I'm back on track today. All hail to Britney, the slightly misguided southern belle!

Serenade Song Nominees (narrow down to 3):

Touch Of My Hand (In case they don't mind giving up their room for you)
The Joy of Pepsi (In case you're sneaking in liquor (instead of Pepsi) to your loved one)
Oops! I Did It Again (In case you're sorry for cheating on them with their best friend)
Born To Make You Happy (In case you have an acoustic guitar nearby)
You Got It All (In case you're serious)
Lucky (In case you're a celebrity stalker)

Hmm, looking through many of the songs, it seems like there are a lot fewer songs about being in love and more about trying to figure out what's causing her mental breakdown! 😂

Originally posted by botankus
Serenade Song Nominees (narrow down to 3):

Touch Of My Hand (In case they don't mind giving up their room for you)
The Joy of Pepsi (In case you're sneaking in liquor (instead of Pepsi) to your loved one)
Oops! I Did It Again (In case you're sorry for cheating on them with their best friend)
Born To Make You Happy (In case you have an acoustic guitar nearby)
You Got It All (In case you're serious)
Lucky (In case you're a celebrity stalker)

Hmm, looking through many of the songs, it seems like there are a lot fewer songs about being in love and more about trying to figure out what's causing her mental breakdown! 😂

Out of those, I suppose I would have to nominate Born To Make You Happy and You Got It All.
I would also suggest:
Everytime
One Kiss From You

Okay, picking "You Got It All," "Born to Make You Happy," and "Everytime."

Up next:

Music even a Casio Keyboard would reject.

Hmm...I'm thinking
"Boys" or that song where they go something like (bear with me, please):
"I'm XXXX, as I roll the block
XXXX, in my brand new car
XXXX, as I curl my hair
XXXX, as I shoot a bear"

Where "XXXX" is the name of the song. Any ideas? 😑

oooooohhhhhhhh....................erm..........................let me think.............................................Is it Outthingamejiggy?

Well, not sure, but I just thought of another one: The one with the Ding Dong twins, definately.

I thknk we have our three nominations.

"Boys," "Got That (Ding Dong Boom Boom)," and what's the third one?

Outrageous

Only 9 more categories left! I really can't wait, and Gilly, you had better wear your bestest dress when they roll out the Red Carpet for us at the Britankus Awards Ceremony. If we're going to be mauled by the papparazzi like Britney, we had better make sure we don't look like the oafs that we are!

Let's knock out Best Song and Worst Song. We already know "Cinderella" and "Soda Pop" are going to be a nominee in each of them, respectively, so what about the other 4? Maybe "Lucky?"

I thought we'd already done those?

No, according to my official reports, we have only done Best Unreleased Song

Best Song
Cinderella
Lucky
Born To Make You Happy

Worst Song
Soda Pop
The Beat Goes On
I'll Never Stop Loving You

Agree with these?

I don't really listen to Britters that much anymore, but I do still listen to the following:

...baby, one more time
Cinderella
Mona Lisa
I've Just Begun (Having My Fun)
Lonely
My Prerogative
Overprotected
She'll Never Be Me
Someday (I Will Understand)
Taste The Victory (Right Now)
What It's Like To Be Me

So my vote for best song would go to any of those, but Cinderella is a must.

I makes me sad to hear that. cry It makes me feel like I'm witnessing someone give up their one true love...like giving up on their parents.

For your sake, I suppose we'll throw Overprotected into the mix, giving the choices:

Cinderella
Born to Make You Happy
Overprotected