Britney Spears

Originally posted by botankus
Oh, I meant to say that your sig was warmly welcomed by a few members (cough, cough, Bardock, cough) in other forums! I personally didn't have a problem with it because I am very secure in my emotions in dealing with Britney and what she means to me, but apparently it was a little too diva-ish for some.

Originally posted by Neo_Version 7
She's hot. But she's getting obese.

I say it again...............she IS pregnant. It kind of comes with the territory. Hence why I would just adopt. Don't have to worry about going on crash diets then! 😈

I heard a rumor that she's not pregnant, but just trying to be the Anti-Olson prototype.

Either way, she's a MILF>

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Originally posted by Britrogue
I say it again...............she IS pregnant. It kind of comes with the territory. Hence why I would just adopt. Don't have to worry about going on crash diets then! 😈

but hey! to each their own *shrugs*

Originally posted by Fëanor
wow....really? that seems a bit shallow does it not?

but hey! to each their own *shrugs*

Erm.............hmmm.................let me think about this. Evil face...........normally symbolising evil joke of some sort............maybe shouldn't be taken too seriously................Apology for the shallow comment I think?

I don't recognize half of the losers who have threads devoted to them in this forum. Let's all band together and get these threads pushed to page 2!

Ok, so who are we keeping on page one? I vote for Britney and Harrison! I'm with you on the rest!

These people gotta go:

Theodore Chester, Emmy Rossum, Emma Watson, Rosalind Russell, Cillian Murphy, Dominic Monaghan, Billy Boyd, Katie Leung, and that Rupert freak from Harry Potter that somehow seems to get some kind of a post every day.

In all their places, I recommend one about Big Bird. That should be more than enough replacement in terms of relevance to this world!

Not a Harry Potter fan then? 😄

No, I don't know anything about him except a bunch of goofs line up outside book stores at 12:00 the night before the books come out and that the movies always occupy two of the movie screens every Thanksgiving at my local theater.

I'm afraid to confess that I've kind of turned traitor. Having just downloaded and watched Episode 5 of Britney and Kevin: Chaotic, I must admit that I'm liking Kevin better than before. He seems to really make her happy.

What is Episode 5 of Britney and Kevin? Is it kind of like the Star Wars saga, where they do 4-6 first (their love) and then 1-3 last (their cheating). I wonder what Episode 6 will be. The grand finale could get pret-ty ugly.

You pessimist! 😛

Well, in which case, you'll find this rumour entertaining..................

Lynne Spears, Britney's southern momma, seems to be having doubts on whether or not Kevin would make a good father for her daughter's unborn child that is due in September.

Over the weekend Kevin forgot about his son Kaleb's birthday and has been reported to be behind on child support payments which worries Lynne because Britney could be the next person screwed over by Kevin and his caring attitude that will surely win him a "Father of the Year" award.

Lynne confronted Spears on the issue of Kevin's parenting on the set of "Zoey 101" and reports are Spears stormed out in a huff complaining about her father never being there but Kevin will be for their child. "**** you momma", Spears was overheard screaming out the window as she speed off the studio lot in her mustang leaving Lynne in tears and even more worried than she was before

Has Jerry Springer been contacted about this marriage?

Kevin has a kid already? So when is Deadbeat Dad Day? If it doesn't exist, I'd like to propose a worldwide day of celebration for whenever his daughter's birthday is.

Originally posted by botankus
Has Jerry Springer been contacted about this marriage?

Kevin has a kid already? So when is Deadbeat Dad Day? If it doesn't exist, I'd like to propose a worldwide day of celebration for whenever his daughter's birthday is.

Kevin has two children already with his ex, Shar Jackson. She is rumoured to be dating Quentin Tarantino. The two children are unfortunately named individuals of Korri and Kaleb. If that isn't a case for Social Services, I don't know what is....................

I can't believe you didn't update this thread! I came in this morning, saw it was below the Rupert thread, and almost fainted.

Yeah, if you look up this Shar chick it mentions how Britney's the stepmother. Talk about some scary stuff?

I didn't have anything new to report. 🙁

Erm..............I've been working hard on new brit sigs! Shall I unveil next weeks today or make you wait until Monday?

I'll wait until Monday. The anticipation will surely cause lack of sleep on Friday and Saturday nights, but some things in life are just worth waiting for.

Do I detect a hint of sarcasm? detective