Britney Spears

Hello! I'm here, but had nothing interesting to report 🙁

Other than Brit and her mum allegedly had another argument, this one resulting in Brit throwing a cup of coffee at her mother. If this actually happened, I would have loved to have been a fly on the wall!!!!

Not if some of the coffee hit the wall, you wouldn't. 😛

Any confessions on the dance floor this weekend? Did you get to dance to Britney (if not in a club, at least in front of your bedroom mirror at the very least)?

Originally posted by botankus
Any confessions on the dance floor this weekend? Did you get to dance to Britney (if not in a club, at least in front of your bedroom mirror at the very least)?

I did get to sing along to Oops! I did it again, in a local pub. I got glared at by the group I was with, but as far as I'm concerned, love me, deal with Britney! 😂
Other then that, no exciting dance floor tales. However, I am making plans for a knees up on Friday, so only time will tell.........................

Originally posted by Britrogue
However, I am making plans for a knees up on Friday, so only time will tell.........................

The cultural differences have begun to surface over the past week or so...but I'm learning!

Which brings me to my point...what is a "knees up?"

Let me guess. This is a social gathering of sorts where clothes are only worn from the knees up your head? So everyone's barefoot, right? Or is it the other way around? 😱

I'm having a Shamboolah this weekend. Want to go?

Originally posted by botankus
The cultural differences have begun to surface over the past week or so...but I'm learning!

Which brings me to my point...what is a "knees up?"

Let me guess. This is a social gathering of sorts where clothes are only worn from the knees up your head? So everyone's barefoot, right? Or is it the other way around? 😱

Knees up.......otherwise known as piss up. Group goes out, gets as drunk as they possibly can!

Originally posted by botankus
I'm having a Shamboolah this weekend. Want to go?

What the hell is that?????? 😕

Also, what is a clam bake?

What? Everybody knows what a Shamboolah is. It's where a bunch of people go to the nearest campground, take off everything but our underwear, and pour honey all over our bodies. We also throw a bunch of red meat all over the place. The leader (also known as the "Shamboolafah" blows into a bear mating call instrument. Then, about 10 minutes later, it really gets fun.

And of course we bring a CD player and play Britney Spear's CD, "20 of the greatest songs of All Time (Mine!)" while we do it. That's why I thought you'd be interested.

Originally posted by Britrogue
Knees up.......otherwise known as piss up. Group goes out, gets as drunk as they possibly can!

Have you ever been to a bladder bust?

That's a promotion that a pub does to get you to come into their establishment at a certain time and all the alcohol is free - at least until someone takes the first urination. Use your imagination and think of how crazy that could turn out.

Sounds like.................fun......................

I've been trying to make you a Xtina getting sucked into a vortex sig. It's NOT going well.

It's starting off pretty good. Maybe you could add Britney in the background showcasing a wicked smile as Xtina disappears from existence.

I could try.................................. 😈

Well, my PC is running seriously slow, so I can't contact my sources for latest Britney news! 🙁

I know you are all very disappointed, so have a wallpaper! 😄

My mind is running seriously slow today. I'll try again tomorrow after some recharging.

Well, I have to spend the afternoon down in Reception, so I'm gonna defrag my PC and see if that makes it better.

What's Reception? Are you a wedding planner or is that some kind of Medical term?

Not the most productive day in terms of the Britney thread. I think we're getting out-played by the folks in the Rupert and Dominic threads. That's an automatic downer.

Originally posted by botankus
What's Reception? Are you a wedding planner or is that some kind of Medical term?

Not the most productive day in terms of the Britney thread. I think we're getting out-played by the folks in the Rupert and Dominic threads. That's an automatic downer.

You weren't far off when you said medical term! It's a Doctor's reception, the place where patients come in to bug us. I get chucked down there against my will every now and again, purely to punish me for something I must have done in another lifetime. 😠

"Jessica Simpson has advised Britney Spears and Kevin Federline to quit their reality show Britney & Kevin: Chaotic before it ruins their lives.

Simpson, who has been left disillusioned with the reailty show experience because of the time Newlyweds: Nick and Jessica took from her, has warned the pair to quit while they are ahead after one season.

UK-Flava.com quotes Simpson as saying: "Only do one season and make sure your contract is good. We were locked in. We thought it was going to be a six-episode documentary"

pray

"Made by BakaXero"
You didn't make that one? 🪩

You know, I had a reality show but they boycotted that, too. The primary focus was me typing posts at KMC.

I'm going to see if I can get a new sig today, though I've grow somewhat attached to this horse and girl.