Britney Spears

Started by botankus266 pages

If they do put the childbirth on TV, I sure hope they use a floating Justin head in the way or something.

thats sick

*pulls MG out of this thread* tsk tsk 🥷

there is a pic of Britney on www.drudgereport.com right now - where she is in a bikini... her belly is sticking way out... it's mortifying

Well, that is certainly a valid report. After all, it was said on September 8, 2005

Originally posted by Morning_Glory
there is a pic of Britney on www.drudgereport.com right now - where she is in a bikini... her belly is sticking way out... it's mortifying

Are we passing a law against pregnant women wearing bikinis now?

Originally posted by botankus
Well, that is certainly a valid report. After all, it was said on September 8, 2005

And this is certainly a valid response: Ok I like Christina but seriously if she hasn't noticed half of hollywood is pregnant. Oh and for HER to talk about comebacks is bullshit she's the one who waits 80 years to release an album. Christina should just go wash her crotch cut pants and shutup.

Hit me baby, one more time. Reports from The Associated Press are speculating that over the weekend, Britney Spears attempted to do normal mum-to-be stuff. In the name of tradition, Britney was supposed to truck over to a friend's house for a surprise baby shower. Surprisingly, a member of the press was waiting like a ravenous hyena outside the house. The man snapping the camera reported being shot in the leg by a BB gun -- and although he was standing about 150 feet from the house, he claims the rounds came from where Britney was allegedly cooing over a Louis Vuitton diaper bag. Poor Britney and her quest for privacy. Loneliness ain't killing her no more -- in fact, I bet she'd kill for a little quiet time. But they are denying shooting at the devious paparazzi outside. Then again, there's always that shifty-eyed husband of hers? Authorities said a detective will be assigned to the case to find out who the sly BB gunman is. If it's true that the BB shots were fired from Britney's people, I can't really say I blame them. She can't even go to her own baby shower without getting her picture taken by obnoxious photographers who'll sell it to one of those outlandish tabloid publications. I really don't understand why anyone would want to be a celebrity today. To me, going to Hollywood is just a surrendering of a person's rights. If I can't walk down the street without signing an autograph, forget it. No amount of money is worth living the rest of your life in the limelight. Like those who end up in a "shabby stars" section of a magazine because they are caught wearing sweat pants. Lay off it already. Britney's really just a slaaaave to society's speculation. She always said she wanted to get out of the business eventually. Get married. Have a family. Have a normal homemaker life. Maybe she's (not) so lucky.

Originally posted by Britrogue
in fact, I bet she'd kill for a little quiet time.

😂 I'm sure she would. 😉

brit is hotness.

D'you reckon the photographer (Robert Diaz) is related to Cameron? detective
Anyway, I found this pic and just had to post it. 😆

Sick shit!

So Britney's out running around like Arnold Schwarzeneggar because she can't get some piece and quiet while Christina's being brain-dead and saying Britney can't come back after doing one of the most natural things on the planet? The prom queens are pretty messed up, folks.

So...what's Jessica Simpson up to? Nevermind, I shouldn't have asked...

Originally posted by Neo_Version 7
Sick shit!

Who, me or the photographer? 😕

Originally posted by botankus
So Britney's out running around like Arnold Schwarzeneggar because she can't get some piece and quiet while Christina's being brain-dead and saying Britney can't come back after doing one of the most natural things on the planet? The prom queens are pretty messed up, folks.

So...what's Jessica Simpson up to? Nevermind, I shouldn't have asked...

Honey, no-one cares............................ 😛

Fine! I can take a hint when my valuable insight isn't appreaciated.

crybaby

Britrogue, dear, your sigs are going downhill. *shakes head*

Originally posted by botankus
Britrogue, dear, your sigs are going downhill. *shakes head*

Is that because it's not made by me? 😎

Originally posted by botankus
Fine! I can take a hint when my valuable insight isn't appreaciated.

crybaby

As in no-one cares what Jessica Simpson is up to. I bet it wouldn't be anything interesting.

Originally posted by Britrogue
Is that because it's not made by me? 😎

Yes, and also the image itself! Frankly, I didn't see anything wrong with the Harrison Ford Teddy Bear picture.