Avatars!

Obviously you've never been to Italy.

Oh please..if it was that bad all the Italians would be dead.

They also have a way of avoiding car crashes by applying the same technique. Doesn't help a tourist though.

🙄

Come to Europe and I'll show you.

Nope..never leaving the States..

Even if we build a part of Scotland with castles and everything for you?

That's too bad. I'd love to show you.

I'm too broke people...maybe one day I'll win the lottery.

I'll start a telethon for you.

Okitay..or pray that I get a really big Christmas bonus..

Hey! You keep asking us to go THERE! At least you have a job!

Yeah...and alot of bills!

Maybe I should pass the hat around the board members.

And how far do you think that'll get me?

Well, looks like I have to chip in the biggest part. 😄

I'm okay with that.

*checks bankaccount*
You think you can disguise your self as a suitcase?

I might be able to look like a piece of mail if I stick a stamp on my forhead.

Can I lick it? 😄