Avatars!

Started by Dim12 pages

Whatever you want..you're paying for it.

Okay, now how much do you weigh?

*SMACK* I'm not telling you that!

I want to hear more about this giant hat we are making to smuggle her over in.

*OUCH*

Hey! I need to know how much postage you'd need! So how much?

*whispers it in queeq's ear*

But what about the hat?

Well, if I could tell you her weight, I'd still need the hat filled. 😄

Anyway, dear, looks like you have to disguise yourself as a Christmas present. Lose the clothes, too heavy, purple ribbon only. 😄

Okay..just don't give me to anyone as a gift.
*runs to get the ribbon*

Originally posted by Dim
I but it's not that bad.

Oh but it is, they dont have divided lanes, no markers, so everyone piles on the same road inches away from each other, then they all go like 50mph, people jumping in the streets inbetween cars, then you have people on motorcycles zig zagging between the cars, then you come to these circles where like 10 streets converge and everyone piles in on each other, Oh, it's horrible. I was really scared, my mom was laughing, and the taxi driver was making fun of me, that bastard 😠

Just an average Italian.

I promise I won't give you as a present. I'll keep you all for myself. 😉