Bad news. Santa wont be able to make the trip this year. I just heard on CNN Santa had a reindeer accident. He was going in the stables to feed rudolph, and he caught one of his elves with his pants down trying to mount the reindeer. Well we all know the short temper father christmas has especially when he has to give up drinking the months before X-mas. Well in the wake of beating the elf sensless ol Santa pulled a back muscle,and has to undergo surgery. The following insert is direct from santa that CNN has disclosed
" I, am truly sorry that i wont be able to give all you greedy bastards the pointless shit you want this year. Well i think i deserve a year off anyway. After a hundred years, you al can get your own dumbass shit, by the way if i find out the ass hole who started the rumor that i like cookies, the only thing he's gonne be getting in his stockings will be strick-9. you know i give you all hundreds of dollars of free shit, and all you can give me is some cheap ass burnt cookies that your little retard of a child helped you make. How about a steak, or some whiskey to make the cold nights seem warmer. I mean jesus a hundred years of cookies and milk. Cant you all be a little more original? This comment is of course excluding all my homies who leave Me some of the green leafed mistress."
Your's truly--Santa
Yeah im shocked too, well CNN is going to be running a story on the Reindeer fuc*ker story 8 pm tomorrow night
Originally posted by burlyman
馃槚anta: btw people if you keep asking for celebrities, they arent going to be in "hollywood" or wherever they hide their pretty little asses... so they wont be able to make anmore movies, or whatever their pretty little asses do... and they will eventually run out of "steam"
馃槆 well i can think of a few ideas