Santa, I would like to have the codes to open this web forum so I could close more of my threads. I am trying very hard to be annoying and the mod simply won't cooperate.
I would also like to have a machine gun in case I go nuts and want to kill everyone in the office. These things cost a lot.
I am a big boy now and if you cannot give me any of the two I will understand. A hand grenade will suffice.
Thank you very much.