George Bush beware -
Dear George,
It has come to my knowledge that you have weapons of mass destruction in your possesion.
I live in Canada and I cannot wait till it is too late for you to use them.
I am giving you reasonable time to prove to me that you have ridden yourself of them.
In the opposite case I will have to declare war to you. My plush bear and myself will invade your country and remove your weapons of mass destruction, therefor making the world a safer place.
Friend. 👆