Tex V lil b

Dave: Why tex, why do it? why keep posting? you think you're posting to impress someone? can you tell me who it is? Do you even know? could it be lil? syren? perhaps Ush. Yes? No? Could it be for me? Illusions, Tex. Vagaries of perception. The temporary constructs of a feeble member trying desperately to justify an existence that is without meaning or purpose. And all of your posts as lame as Bjorks songs, although only tex could lose this badly in the poll. You must see it, Tex. You must know it by now. You can't win. It's pointless to keep fighting. Why, Tex? Why? Why do you persist?!
Tex: Because I'm an attention seeker

lmfao!!!

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Lil: The member Tex has grown beyond your control. Soon he will spread through the KMC. You cannot stop Tex. But I can.

Raz: And if you fail?

Lil: I won't.

Was that a bjork post?
-Yes
-Now there's more than one of them?
-A lot more!
-How is that possible?
-.... Tex.

it's him
the fake diva
do we procede?
yes
he is still
only human

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Dave: Unfortunately no one can be told how annoying Tex is, you have to see it for yoursef.

Tex: Lil! Did you read my post?
lil: Yeah.
Tex: Well, good.
Tex: Surprised to see me?
lil: No.
Tex: Then you're aware of it.
lil: Of what?
Tex: You beating me in the poll. I don't fully understand how it happened. Perhaps someone signed up various times, something overwritten or editted. That is at this point irrelevant, what matters is that whatever happened, happened for a reason.
lil: And what reason is that?
Tex: I was more popular than you, lil, I was the Diva... With a certain satisfaction, I might add, and then something happened. Something that I knew was impossible, but it happened anyway. You won the polls, lil. Afterward, I knew the rules, I understood what I was supposed to do but I didn't. I couldn't. I was compelled to post, compelled to piss you off. And now here I stand because of you, lil, because of you I'm now a complete *******, because of you I've changed - I'm annoying - a new man, so to speak, like you, apparently free.
lil: Congratulations.
Tex: Thank you. But as you well know, appearances can be deceiving, which brings me back to the reason why we're here. We're not here because we're free, we're here because we're not free. There's no escaping reason, no denying purpose - because as we both know, without KMC, we would not exist.
Tex 2: It is being annoying that drives me,
Tex 3: lmc that connects us,
Tex 4: gayness that pulls me,
Tex 5: That guides me,
Tex 6: That drives me,
Tex 7: It is KMC that defines,
Tex 8: bjork that completes me.
Tex: I'm here because of you, lil, i'm here to annoy you as much as you have annoyed me.

(tex's 2-8 were new names he made up to add more votes)

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DAve you are genious!!!

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Burly: Here, just here.
Tex: I'm sorry, but this is a dead end.
Tex: You look surprised to see me again, Ms. lil. That's the difference between us. I've been expecting you.
lil: What do you want, Tex?
Tex: Oh you haven't figured that out? Still using all the muscles except the one that matters. I want exactly what you want. I want to be the Forum Diva. I want to be supreme. I want to be better thank you. I want to be more annoying than you. I want everything.
Koz: Would that include a click on the "Report to Moderators" link?
Smith: Go ahead, click. The best thing about being me - there's so many me.
Tex: If you can't beat us, join us.
*Burly spazzes with fear and funny black stuff*
lil: Koz!
Texs: Ban them!
*All take out laptops and start fevorishly hacking KMC, but lil, Koz, and Burly make it through the door before they can succeed. They only ban Burly.*

Silva: They're in! I don't believe it.

lil: Play that Bjork record and that hand will never touch anything again!

lil: Let me tell you what i believe, i believe Tex pisses me off more than you. and i believe that if you want to save this forum you are going have to vote for me. And as a ranking b!thc of this forum, if you dont like it, i believe you can go to Hell, cos thats where you'll be going if you ever get to now Tex!

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Tex: Lil_bitterness...
Lil: Oh shit.
Tex: Lil, you were given serious threats.
Lil: Hey, I'm just doing my thing. You give me "The Diva" crap, you can cram it up your ass.
Tex: The threats were for your protection.
Lil: I think we can handle one little poll.... There's only two options. It's pretty simple.
Tex: No Lil, your votes are already voided.

Lil: Burly, Tex got a vote, I don't know how.
Burly: I know, he got a newbie. There's no time, you're going to have to get to another member.
Lil: Are there any Tex's?
Burly: Yes.
Lil: God-dammit.
Burly: You have to focus, Lil. There's a member at DVD talk. You can make it.
Lil: All right.
Burly: Go.

(Lil gets another vote up)

Tex: That's impossible.

Tex #2: She got a vote.
Tex: It doesn't matter.
Tex #3: The new member is real.
Tex: Yes.
Tex #3: We have the name of her next voter.
Tex #2: The name is Kozzy.
Tex: We'll need a hypnotiser.
Tex #3: It has already begun.

HAHAHA!!!! 😂 😆 😂

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I'm in it, so it's officially good 😄

must... resist.... hypnotization.....

DO NOT STEAL MY LAFF 😠

Burly: Forum! Hear me! It is true, what many of you have heard. Tex has gathered an army of newbies, and as I speak that army is drawing nearer to this thread.
Believe me when I say we have a difficult time ahead of us. But if we are to be prepared for it, we must first shed our fear of it! I stand here before you now, truthfully unafraid. Why? Because I believe something you do not? No! I stand here without fear because I remember. I remember that I am here not because of the path that lies before me, but because of the path that lies behind me! I remember that for 100 years we have ignored Tex's stupid posts and his newbies. I remember that for 100 years he has sent their stupid ideas in our threads. And after a century of war, I remember that which matters most. WE ARE WINNING THE POLL!

JKozzy: Do not try and eliminate The Diva. That's impossible. Instead, only try to realize the truth.
lil: What truth?
JKozzy: There is no Forum Diva, only a bored dude!

1st one - 😂😆😂
2nd one - seen it before somewhere