Tex: As you can see, we've had our eye on you for some time now, Lil_bitterness. It seems that you've been living two lives. In one life, you're Milla Malkovich, criminal law student for a respectable university, you have a social security number, you pay your taxes, and you help your landlady carry out her garbage. The other life is lived on the computer, where you go by the forum alias Lil and are guilty of virtually every bitchy thing we divas dont like. One of these lives has a future, and one of them does not. I'm going to be as forthcoming as I can be, Lil_bitterness. You're here because we need your help. We know that you've been voted for by a certain individual, a man who calls himself Burly. Now whatever you think you know about this man is irrelevant. He is considered by many Tex's to be the most dangerous member alive. My fans believe that I am wasting my time with you but I believe that you wish to do the right thing. We're willing to wipe the slate clean, give you a fresh start and all that we're asking in return is your cooperation in bringing a known member to justice.
Lil: Yeah. Wow, that sound like a really good deal. But I think I got a better one. How about I give you the finger... and you just let me win my poll.
Tex: Um, Lil_bitterness You disappoint me.
Lil: You can't scare me with this Bjork crap. I know my rights. I want my poll.
Tex: Tell me, Lil_bitterness, what good is a poll if you're unable to log-on.... You're going to help us, Lil_bitterness whether you want to or not.