whats the worst book you ever attempted to read?

Started by Bardock4212 pages
Originally posted by Ya Krunk'd Floo
You kno' it. Word, 'sup?

Woah, you talk like a negro.

Me talk pretty one day.

Originally posted by Ya Krunk'd Floo
Me talk pretty one day.

Don't you feel dirty when you are dumb?

Mmm, dirty. Like Jesus' sandals.

Originally posted by Ya Krunk'd Floo
Mmm, dirty. Like Jesus' sandals.

Woah, if Jesus was so good..why didn't he give his Sandals to them poor folks?

Because they would have made them into boats and sailed away to America where they would have sex with big-breasted whores. And sheep.

Originally posted by Ya Krunk'd Floo
Because they would have made them into boats and sailed away to America where they would have sex with big-breasted whores. And sheep.

Woah, woah, woah...are you saying Joseph Smith is a liar?

Originally posted by Bardock42
Woah, woah, woah...are you saying Joseph Smith is a liar?

I don't know, but first read this:

Joseph Smith = Liar.

Originally posted by Ya Krunk'd Floo
I don't know, but first read this:

Joseph Smith = Liar.

What do 'at taint'd sign mean?

I've read............

........a school text book! Ahh! Oh-no!fear

Originally posted by Ya Krunk'd Floo
Also file 'The Da Vinci Code' and anything by Clive Cussler on the list of shit reading.

I thought the Da Vinci Code by Dan Brown was actually really good.

Although i am a fan of Nirvana, i would have to say that love and death, written about Kurt Cobain. I am normaly able to read through a whole book, but this one actually put me to sleep. It seemed based on Cobains grandfather rather than himself.

half asleep in frog pajamas.

I tried reading I Robot, I dont know why but I just couldnt read it. I like Lord of the Rings, but I just cant handle it at times, it just gets too drawn out and boring.

The worst 7-book series that I've ever read is The Dark Tower. It's also the only 7-book series that I've read. It's also the worst because the ending is one of the least satisfying and most cop-outish I've ever read in my life ever.

The stuff I said earlier about Dan Brown and Clive Cussler still stands; they junk, ya hear? They junk.

Originally posted by el_barto
I tried reading I Robot, I dont know why but I just couldnt read it. I like Lord of the Rings, but I just cant handle it at times, it just gets too drawn out and boring.

I hate you. (I also doubt you ca actually read)

Originally posted by clearlyblonde
I thought the Da Vinci Code by Dan Brown was actually really good.
Clearly

Originally posted by Ya Krunk'd Floo
The worst 7-book series that I've ever read is The Dark Tower. It's also the only 7-book series that I've read. It's also the worst because the ending is one of the least satisfying and most cop-outish I've ever read in my life ever.

It took you 7 whole books to decide The Dark Tower sucked ? That's what, 3000 pages ?

Maybe you're a bit too fast with your judgement 😆

The stuff I said earlier about Dan Brown and Clive Cussler still stands; they junk, ya hear? They junk.

I haven't read Clive Cussler, but Dan Brown is pretty good. Angels and Demons is his best novel.

In school we were forced to read The Catcher in the Rye. I dunno why people think it is a good book. Twas the worst i've read.

Originally posted by Kid Kurdy
It took you 7 whole books to decide The Dark Tower sucked ? That's what, 3000 pages ?

Maybe you're a bit too fast with your judgement 😆

The journey was fun, but the ending spoiled all that went before.

Originally posted by Kid Kurdy
I haven't read Clive Cussler, but Dan Brown is pretty good. Angels and Demons is his best novel.

Dan Brown writes utter garbage. If you like garbage, then I guess you'll like what he writes.

Originally posted by The Phantom
In school we were forced to read The Catcher in the Rye. I dunno why people think it is a good book. Twas the worst i've read.

Have you read books other than comic books and the latest movie novelisation? Catcher In The Rye captures a period in life, a time and a person so utterly perfectly. However, there aren't any dragon's lances in it, so maybe it's time for Salinger to do a re-draft.

Originally posted by Ya Krunk'd Floo
Dan Brown writes utter garbage. If you like garbage, then I guess you'll like what he writes.

Why ? I'm not a fan, but I respect the fact that the man can write a page turner. That's also a gift you know.

Originally posted by Kid Kurdy
Why ? I'm not a fan, but I respect the fact that the man can write a page turner. That's also a gift you know.

It's only a page-turner if you can't wait to read more crap.