Movies that make you cry.

Started by Impediment19 pages
Originally posted by Stealth Moose
Pan's Labyrinth is... sad? I never saw it; just saw the creepy monster thing in it from website memes and such.

VERY sad. The ending is heartbreaking. Then again, I cry from a father's view point.

The film itself is magical.

I highly urge you to see it and soon.

I will. Thank you for the recommendation.

Is this a trick question or something ?

Look at all you sissies tearing up. Weakness.

Quan cried when Khan was refrozen in ice after getting utterly curbstomped by Spahck.

Quan cried when Old Yeller got shot.

Originally posted by Impediment
Quan cried when Old Yeller got shot.

Who didn't?

Originally posted by Stealth Moose
Quan cried when Khan was refrozen in ice after getting utterly curbstomped by Spahck.
Khan saved Kirk's life in the film multiple times.

I bet you are always tearing up.

Originally posted by Stealth Moose
Pan's Labyrinth is... sad? I never saw it; just saw the creepy monster thing in it from website memes and such.
You're going to watch the movie right ****ing now.

Originally posted by NemeBro
You're going to watch the movie right ****ing now.

If it's on Netflix, yes.

Originally posted by quanchi112
Khan saved Kirk's life in the film multiple times.

I bet you are always tearing up.

I cried tears of joy when Spahck beat down Khan.

Originally posted by Stealth Moose
If it's on Netflix, yes.

I cried tears of joy when Spahck beat down Khan.

It is untrue and ignoring context. It isn't like Sauron being beaten by a man with a broken sword inside of a minute.

Yes, because Narsil is a normal sword. Your mastery of ignoring context is profound.

Also, Spock > Khan.

Originally posted by Stealth Moose
Yes, because Narsil is a normal sword. Your mastery of ignoring context is profound.

Also, Spock > Khan.

It was broken by a boot heel.

What a badass sword.

Sauron had the ring, a mace, his magic against one idiot with a half broken sword. Sauron lost.

No, Khan beat Spock one on one twice.

Originally posted by NemeBro
To this day I can't watch Gran Torino without crying.

While I agree that a classic car that beautiful ending up in the hands of an Asian driver is very, very, very sad, it's not exactly tear worthy, imo.

None would understand why so I keep keep it to myself.

Originally posted by quanchi112
It was broken by a boot heel.

What a badass sword.

Sauron had the ring, a mace, his magic against one idiot with a half broken sword. Sauron lost.

No, Khan beat Spock one on one twice.

Narsil is an exceptional blade broken by a god-like being who has tremendous size and power.

Also, Spock beat Khan into paste. Deal with it.

Originally posted by Robtard
While I agree that a classic car that beautiful ending up in the hands of an Asian driver is very, very, very sad, it's not exactly tear worthy, imo.
lol'd

+1

Originally posted by Stealth Moose
Narsil is an exceptional blade broken by a god-like being who has tremendous size and power.

Also, Spock beat Khan into paste. Deal with it.

Sauron wasn't a god. lol. Cutting off his ring finer killed him.

Nah, Khan crushed him one on one. Sauron died one on one.

🙂

Quansissy,

Why don't you make a Spock V Khan thread and go finger yourself to Cumberbatch in there? This isn't the place for it 🙂

Originally posted by Robtard
Quansissy,

Why don't you make a Spock V Khan thread and go finger yourself to Cumberbatch in there? This isn't the place for it 🙂

Stealthmoose brought it up. I slapped him down, cuckrob.

Stop distorting the truth and stop derailing this thread with your tears 🙂 Move on.