The old jokes are the best?

Time for a real old joke thread methinks....

Bloke walks into a pub and see's an old mate of his...

"Bob! How the devil are ya, haven't seen you for a couple of weeks. Where have you been?"

To which Bob replies...

"Hiya John, I've been away on holiday with the bread knife and saucepan lids (thats wife and kids to non-brits 😄 ), we went down south to Poole"

John: "Poole eh?...... In Dorset?"

Bob: "Yes, I'd recommend it to anyone." 🙄

Eh dont we have a humor forum?????, yes we do

I thought we had a Star Wars humour forum.... 🙄

And I don't get it...

local jokes sucks.

The humour forum actually says, "for all things star wars", and this joke ain't got nothing to do with star wars.

And RC, I cannot believe a man of your years has never heard this joke and also doesn't get it!

In Dorset - endorse it. Jeepers! 😱

Hmmm, I think this one would work better verbally...

still is a crap joke

Well, I laughed a little...

No comment 😈

What's up with that joke? 😕

BOOOOOOOOOOOOO, get off the stage!!!!!!
Ush get up there and give us some of your apostrophe material

To mech: Just Kidding!!! Funny Joke!!! I got it just fine! 😄

He better get off the stage! I've got some tomatoes to throw at him otherwise.

Wait! I've got some ToMacco to throw at him 😉

Forget Ush, Tomacco get your ass on that stage 😄

There was a man and a doctor. The doctor told the man he had six months to live. But the man couldn't pay his bill, so the doctor gave him another six months.

take my wife, please

Good night ladies and gentlemen!

Come on, we need more ancient jokes here!

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Ancient enough for ya?

Because ToMacco had a certain part of his anatomy stuck in it? 😱

J/k 😄

Okay how about....

What's the difference between a Jack Russel (lil dog with lil legs) and a street-based salesman?

Well the salesman bawls his wares out on the street and the dog.... 🙄