The old jokes are the best?

Why can't a blonde dial 911?

Spoiler:
Cause she can't find the 11!

You are right this doesnt belong in the Humor forum. It`s only funny stuff that should be put in there 😄

Like Finti's picture 😛

Or Ush's "intelegent" 🙄 views on things

j/k Ush 😉

at least my picture wouldn't attract an anthropologist interest like your picture would Tex

You should let me take a 'Yelena Yemchek' picture of you Finti. I'd paint your face white and draw big black rings around your eyes and dress you in black garbage bags and let Yerssot spank you! 😮‍💨

I will not!
It's not because that's normal in YOUR family that we do that also!

😱 😱 😱

Oh come on yerssot, it will be sooo much fun. I'd paint your face dark green and dialate your pupils, then I'd paste broken paraket eggs on your forehead and spray you with fake red blood. It would be very kewl! 😎 😮‍💨 😎

hmmm Texas is a S&M fan....sicko 😱

No. It's purely for artfully aesthetic reasons. 🙄

and I'm the bate!

yes yerss thats right you are definately the bate but you seem to lap up my poems like chocolate in limited supply. 😉

some poems 🙄

I think you should read us one of your poem's Lara. Dedicate it to ItNif!

Have to draw them if you should understand them Grogg 😄

some other time maybe! I'm not in the mood to compose one to day. 🙁

That sounds bad. Are things ok?

Not really, 'missing Yerss. I wish he'd phone me. 🙁

It ain't cheap, you know!

Besides, isn't he at that table tennis training thing of his right now? They probabky would kill him for talking to women, or something.