Originally posted by Caribbean_Chick
lol yea that one funny and you pretty much got it right😉 but I like the deleted scene of that.. the one with the mayonnaise and eunuch thing lol
i kno! i kno u probably kno this, but that was an improv when they filmed it, the mayo. thing!!!! hah! i wouldn't have expected anything different from johnny!
Murtogg: [spots Jack] this dock is off limits to civilians.
Jack: Im terribly sorry, I didnt know. If I see one, I shall inform you immediately.
~>~>~
Norrington: No additional shots nor powder. A compass that doesnt point north. [Unsheathes sword] And I half expected it to be made of wood. You are, without doubt, the worst pirate Ive ever heard of.
Jack: But you have heard of me. [Is pulled along to be put in chains]
~>~>~
Jack: Who makes all these? [Looks pointedly at swords]
Will: I do! And I practice with them three hours a day!
Jack: You need to find yourself a girl, mate! Or, perhaps the reason you practice three hours a day is that you already found one and are otherwise incapable of wooing said strumpet. You're not a unik, are you? [Looks down]
~>~>~
Jack: [on the island] ... More importantly, it is indeed a sad life that has never breathed deep the sweet proliferous bouquet that is Tortuga, savvy? What do you think?
Will: It'll linger.
Jack: Ill tell you mate, if every town in the world were like this one, no man would ever feel unwanted.
Jack: Scarlet! [she slaps him] Not sure I deserved that. Giselle!
Giselle: Who was she?!
Jack: What? [she slaps him] I may have deserved that.
~>~>~
Pintel: [spots Jack] You. Youre supposed to be dead!
Jack: Am I not? [looks down on himself] Oh. [finds pistols pointed at him] Puhluley, puhlulehvoos, parleli, parsmi, pasley, parle, parle
Ragetti: Parley?
Jack: Parley! Thats the one. Parley! Parley!
Pintel: Parley? Damned to the depths whatever man had thought of parley.
Jack: That would be the French. 😉 (my personal favourite =] )
~>~>~
Jack: [pushing through the crowd of pirates] Beg your pardon.
Barbossa: [is ready to slit Will s throat] Begun by blood
Jack: Excuse me.
Barbossa: by blood undone
Will: Jack!
Barbossa: Snot possible.
Jack: Not probable.
Will: Wheres Elizabeth?
Jack: Shes safe, just like I promised. She's all set to marry Norrington, just like she promised. And you get to die for her, just like you promised. So we're all men of our word really except for Elizabeth who is, in fact, a woman.
~>~>~
Jack: Me? I'm dishonest, and a dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest... Honestly. It's the honest ones you want to watch out for, because you can never predict when they're going to do something incredibly stupid.
~>~>~
Elizabeth: The code? Youre pirates, hang the code and hang the rules. Theyre more like guidelines anyway. [rowing the boat alone to the cave] Bloody pirates.
Ragetti: Oy.
Pintel: What?
Ragetti: Is it supposed to be doing that? [points to the Pearl thats sailing away]
Pintel: Theyre stealing our ship!
Ragetti: Bloody pirates!
~>~>~
Elizabeth: We should return to the Dauntless.
Will: Your fiancé will be wanting to know youre safe. [Elizabeth turns away]
Jack: [swaggers over to Will, dressed in strings of gold and silver wearing a gold king's crown] If you were waiting for the opportune moment that was it. Now if youll be so kind, Id be much obliged if youd drop me off my ship.
~>~>~
Official: impersonating an officer of the Spanish Royal Navy, impersonating a cleric of the Church of England
Jack: [smiling] Oh, yes.
~>~>~
Jack: [notices the parrot] Well! Im actually feeling rather good about this. [to Governor Swann ] I think we've all arrived at a very special place, eh? Spiritually, ecumenically, grammatically? [to Norrington] I want you to know that I was rooting for you, mate. Know that. Elizabeth it would never have worked between us, darling. Im sorry. Will nice hat. Men! This is the day that you will always remember as the day that you [falls over battlement]
~>~>~
Jack: [walks over to the wheel and looks around fondly] On deck you scabrous dogs! Man the braces! Now...bring me that horizon. [hums and takes out his compass] And really bad eggs. Drink up, me 'arties yo ho.
🙂🙂 hehe sry there's alot but i love it 😍😍😍