Favourite Pirates Of The Caribbean Line!

Started by Lord Soth19 pages

The best line is: everything CAPTAIN Jack Sparrow says 😆 😂 🤣 😆

Mine is:
"What did he make the rope out of?"
" Human hair, from my back."

hehe, i love that human hair from my back one

One of mine is "Apparently there's a leak"

I dunno if this one has been done yet (probably) but I like:

"I plan to commandeer a ship, pick up a crew in Tortuga, rape pillage, and pilfer my weasely black guts out."

"I said no lies!"

"I think he's telling the truth."

"If it was the truth he wouldn't 'av told us."

"Unless he knew you wouln't believe the truth even if he told it to you."

I don't think it was.....how could we have missed that?

Originally posted by beaujay1
i kno! i kno u probably kno this, but that was an improv when they filmed it, the mayo. thing!!!! hah! i wouldn't have expected anything different from johnny!
that's awesome.. Johnny is so great😄😄💃😍 *drool*

mayo thing?? ?😮

the mayo thing is on special features, they cut it out of the final film.
there are so many great lines!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Captain barbossa - thankyou jack

jack sparrow - your welcome

captain barbossa- no..we named the monkey jack!

😆😄

my favorite line would definitely be:

Barbossa: Who are you?

Jack: No one. He’s no one. A distant cousin of my aunt’s nephew twice removed. Lovely singing voice, though. eunuch.

Originally posted by Orli'sElf7
mayo thing?? ?😮
In one of the deleted scenes instead of this part:
Pintel- "Dam to the depth's whatever man had thought of parley"
Jack- "That would be the french"

Instead it went:
Pintel: "Damn to the depths whatever man had thought of parley."
Jack: "French. Latin-based of course. Inventors of mayonnaise."
Pintel: "I like mayonnaise."
Jack: "Obsessed with raisins. Humiliated grapes, really. Think about it."
Pintel: "I don't know."
Jack: "Lovely singing voices. Eunuchs, all of them."

Originally posted by Laviera_j
I dunno if this one has been done yet (probably) but I like:

"I plan to commandeer a ship, pick up a crew in Tortuga, rape pillage, and pilfer my weasely black guts out."

"I said no lies!"

"I think he's telling the truth."

"If it was the truth he wouldn't 'av told us."

"Unless he knew you wouln't believe the truth even if he told it to you."

Not to be pushy or anything but Jack actually says
"I confess then, it is my intention to commendeer one of these ships, pick up a crew in Tortuga, raid, pillage, plunder, and otherwise pilfer me weasley black guts out."

lolz I hate correcting people but I can help it when I know the lines so well😛

🙄
these obsessors🙄
😂

My other fave was:

" Not you, I named the monkey Jack!"

AND

"But what about the rum?!"

i liked it when jack saw the monkey and went...well...

"Monkey!!"😂

I know it's not actually part of the movie, but On the Epic at Sea, I love when orli goes, "swish, swish, buckle, buckle, argh!"

then from the movie....
[Elizabeth is being laced into a corset]
Governor Swann: Elizabeth, how's it coming?
Elizabeth: It's difficult to say.
Governor Swann: I'm told it's the latest fashion in London.
Elizabeth: Well, women in London must have learned not to breathe!
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Will Turner: It's not your blood they were after. It was my father's blood. My blood... the blood of a pirate.
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Jacoby: I'm gonna teach you the meaning of pain!
Elizabeth: You like pain?
[hits pirate in the head with a pole]
Elizabeth: Try wearing a corset.
(gotta love that corset)
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Grapple: Say goodbye!
[A sign swings down and hits Grapple through a shop window.]
Will Turner: Goodbye.
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[to Elizabeth]
Jack Sparrow: Where's the medallion?
Elizabeth: Wretch!
[attempts to slap him]
Jack Sparrow: [grabs her wrist] Ah, where's dear William?
Elizabeth: Will!
Will Turner: Elizabeth!
Jack Sparrow: Monkey!
(just love that monkey!)
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Will Turner: Elizabeth, I should have told you every day from the moment I met you
[pause]
I love you.

i'm not sure if anyone said this yet.....
When Jack and Will arrive at Toruga.
Jack: Scarlet!
*She slaps him*
Jack: Not sure I deserved that!
Jack: Gessele!
Gessele: And who was she?
*She slaps him*
Jack: I may have deserved that.
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When they're looking at the pirates that Mr. Gibbs picked out.
Jack walks to the end of the ship, takes off the pirates hat!
Jack: Anna Maria!
*She slaps him*
Will: Guess you didn't deserve that one either

hey hey ,

" but why is the rum gone ? "

Barbosa : " so you expect me to be stranded on some island watching you sail away in my ship with a name and nothing but your word that its the one i need ?"

Capt.Jack Saprrow : " No , i expect to leave you stranded on some island without a name whatching me sail away on my ship and i'll shout the name back at you "

" you will always remember this as the day you ALMOST cuaght captian Jack Sparrow "

Pirate 1:" ' ello puppet "
Elizabeth : " PARLIE "

Pirate1 :" 'eh your supposed to be dead !"
Capt.Jack Sparow : " am I not ? "

capt.Jack Sparrow " pa pan parl pas paa po paa.... "
Pirate2 : " Parlie ? "

capt.Jack SParrow " thats it ! , Parlie ! "
Pirate 1 : " Parlie !!!! ? "

I LOVE JHONNY DEPP !!!!!!

oooh thank you Caribbean Chick. lol i watched the deleted scenes tho...how could i not remember that?!? grr....*inserts PotC into the dvd player*...