Kill the person above u!

Started by Ikobe143 pages

*takes great joy in employing a semi-brain-dead-thrown-out-of-butcher's-school-and-doesn't-have-opposable-thumbs butcher's apprentice, giving it a blunt rusty knife that isn't quite white hot, taking bludgeoned remains of Michael Myers 1, putting them in a blender that's been the accomodation of infected rat cysts for a good few months so it's had a chance to fester and grow, then stuffing small dolls with previous remains, sealing them in a lead lined box with a couple of myxmatosed rabbits then punting it into the middle of a small, angry country.*

spiders! eep!
anywho...

covers ikobe in chocolate sauce and throws him into the jungle for the wild animals to eat him 😄 (i seem to like animals 😄 lol)

haha thanks for telling me...... takes vamp and ties him/her to a chair then gets some animals and slaughters them 😈 then throws there dead carcus's at her then gets a baseball bat and smashes all the guts and glory out of Vamp

YOU M*THA F*CKIN BASTARD!!!!!

ties mm, beats the crap outta him, the OPENS his stomach and eats his insdes, while he's STILL alive, she tears his eyeballs and tongue out, and then she hangs him and burns him... ghhhrrr...

and she hangs herself as nobody here wants to kill her...

haha gets vamp then puts her neck between two boards then gets the top of her scalp then opens it up while shes alive then pours hot oil onto her brain then eats it

hey!

takes mm's brain out of his skull through his nose 😈

im surprized u found it....... takes Vamp to jail where she is tortured by all the convicts then finally raped and killed

raped? now THAT DOES IT!
tears the skin from mm's face and makes a mask from it 😄 then she spills acid on the 'what's left of it' of his face

wait for vampiree outside her home and repeatedly club and cosh her with a sock full of pennies.

gets samhain and ties him up then goes to a sewer and throws him in it with all the crap then he goes and goes then he finally turns over face first in thwe crap and cant breathe then dies

*holds Michael Myers over a vat of acid for hours and hours, listening to him scream as his feet slowly burn. Then, once he passes out from the pain, slaps him awake again. Repeats until I get bored and drop him in.*

Shoves vengeance's face into a blendor

shoves vengeance's corpse up slipknot's a*s, then staples slipknots genitals to a table, then i c*ckslap slitknot and then i make him eat a ton of cocaine. i slice his chest and i proceed watch him bleed to death.

*kicks Dogbert. As he is shaped roughly like a football, he flies nicely into the meat-grinder*

then using my shadow magic I slowy remove vegeancegod's organs out his rear end, rip the bones out of his skin and feed the rest to vicious dogs

hahaha samhain... 😬

anywho... throws LSZ to a coffin with scarabs and scorpios

Summons the REAL Lord Soth. Lord Soth poits at Vampiree and says: "Die." Vampiree dies

brings back Hitler from his grave then makes him send the Nazi's on Soth then nukes the Nazi's and decapitates Hitler

ok...
calls out to her friend, you may know his name: satan 😄
so anywho, he looks at mm and mm starts burning and dies 😄 then satan and vampiree go together to drink some vodka 😄