Kill the person above u!

*psst! vampires can't die from that! well.. if you mean that i died from shock, then that's OK 😄*
-oh no! i'm dying! :coughcough: *dies*
fries mm on oil then she chops him and makes chips

aha gets the cross and tapes it to vamps head as torture

sticks MM's butcher knife up his ass and starts to carve his insides and then i stick the knife that is in his body though his di*k so that he has a knife and ba*ls. i then hang him by his intestants from the balcony of my house and i now use him as a pinata for parites.

*juggles Dogbert's intestines*

Throws Vegeance into a tank of ill-tempered, mutated sea bass

In that case I throw lord soth into a tank of sharks with laser beams attached to their heads,

" I think everyone deserves a hot meal"

ties LSZ to a wall in some dungeons and locks the whole place (the cask of amontillado by edgar allan poe)

I then break out, grab vampiree by the hair and throw her into a pit of vampiress-hungry demon dogs

vampiress-hungry demon dogs 😄 😆

and i get out of the pit and fry LSZ with a bolt of lightning with my new found super power 😄 (what? i'm running outta ideas 😄)

Knocks Vampiree out, and then chucks her in the air and bats her away with a grandfather clock

Knock Lord Soth down a flight of possesed stairs, then send a haunted piano down after him, then, from the top of the stairs, toss a cursed grenade into the rubble.

gets a bazooka and splaters samhains guts all over the place so the vultures can have something to eat.

You know, I ALWAYS kill Michael. I've been killing him for like six pages. I think it's time I became a franchise.

*Gets his own theme music, cool gimmick and interesting weapon and THEN kills Michael*

knocks vengeance out w\ a bat, then i make him have anal sex w\ MM's corpse and when it is over, i pour honey over your face and tie you down near a red ant hill and they chew the sh*t outta you. you die discrased and painfully

grr punches dogbert hard enough in the stomach then takes his intestines and shoves him down his through then takes dogbert d*ck and rips it off then feeds it too my dog then unscrews the top of dogberts head then pours hot water in his brain then takes his intestines out and then takes his peanut brain and eats it

woooooooah sum 1 is gettin a little hostile....

I tie up and gag MM, i sew his mouth shut so he wun scream and i get sum male hookers to rape his a*s. when that is done, his as*hole is the size of my head and i rip out body parts from his huge a*shole. i put his d*ck n balls in a pirhana tank and i think u know what happens next... 😄

takes dogbert and turns him into a little kid then sends him to MJ's house then when he comes back i find his as*hole is bigger and he has an erection so then i put gloves on then bend his d*ck so it break in half then takes it and shoves it up his a*s then shoves an M-80 in there also then you know what happens next....... 😄

Disembowels MM, and chokes him with his own intestines while slowly sawing off his limbs. After he's almost dead, he skins MM and throws his skinless torso on a pyre. Then he plays drums made from MM's flesh with his severed arms

Then I run up behind Lord Soth, punch my glowing fist through the back of his head, rip his brains and eyes out. Cut his arms and legs off and then feed the torso to my Lord Soth-hungry demon dogs.

I rip out Lord Shadow Z's kneecaps and beat him to death with them