Kill the person above u!

takes vamp then shoves a knife down her throat and makes her gag on it then shoves another threw her chest then another up her a** then another somewhere else then i throw her soiky butt into a dumpster

Chucks a mace at MM, which hits him in the back, shoots him in both legs with a crossbow, then sets him on fire and throws him off a cliff

orders an army of nasty, bloodsucking pink bunnies to attack soth and eat his brain 😄

😐 anyways takes vamp to my house where i tie her up then let some hobo's sexualy assault and rape her then i take her away from them and shoot them then she tries to hit me but i grab her arm and bend it then we go to a river with a huge waterfall then hear u screeming so i get some tape and shut your mouth then i smash both your arms with a bone so u cant try to hit me and does the same to your legs then i get a trope and tie it around you and ease you toward the watterfall then i torment u by pertending to drop u then i accidently do 🙂

*Sends MM on a one way ticket to Micheal Jackson's house*
>.>
<.<
"A fate far worse than death..."

sylva: 😆

anywho... sends a hundred kids, singing carrols without any notes or music (THIS is cruel) to sylvas house and then blows her up 😄

takes vamp then tells her that vampires arnt real then she is in shock so then i stick a straw in her brain and suck out allthe juices while vamp is twitching then i take her flat brain and eat the rest then i get my old pal Michael Jackson (after having sex with Sylvanna) and makes him rape you then i get a bucket full of shi* and dunk your head in it then you puke but i have your mouth shut so u have to swallow it so then u keep puking then u eventually gag to death

uhm... maybe i imagined it but wasn't the hint, like: NOT SO F*CKING GRAPHIC? ... it was... so cut that out mm...

anywho... get my mate, Wolverine to slice ou like a carrot

Hires a bunch of Albanian armless swordsman to kill you. After you're done laughing your head off, I send a bunch of legless Middle Eastern assassins to kill you. Then you laugh some more. So then I send some hamsters with AK-47s strapped to their backs in to kill you. You laugh so hard your head explodes

😂 Sends Mariah Carrey to you, and when she sings high notes, YOUR head explodes 😄 hahahah!

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In the embrace of the darkness around,
Seeking the others, his kind or kine,
Love, life, and blood he is bound,
On the victim above he will dine.

He seems to know this game,
But in time his presence will be known,
His deeds will tell his name,
Killing by whispering in a bone chilling tone.

Be it by his hand, or by his knife,
By his forked tongue or his lips,
There is no doubt, he will take your life,
Cut, drain, and drag you into the crypts.

But for now he is rather lazy,
In a dreary mood, rather drab,
So with this classic move, he'll kill you,
STAB, STAB, STAB.

-Aesma

😉

Masterful. But I still have to kill you

Shoves a jagged knife up through Aesma's chin, impaling his brain

I wanna play
Cowboy does this to LORDSOTH

That's...just...disgusting...god...

Place bets now! Who thinks Mr Cowboyography can do that to me before a bullet is lodged promptly into his brain?

*Click.*

aesma!!! i want to die like that always!!! i love poems!!!

anywho...kills sylva with... A PLASTIC SPOON!!! MWAHAHAHAAHAHA!!! this weapon is so deadly, dangerous and poewrful!!! mwaahahahahaha!!!

Ah yes, but Soth has to take this a step higher, yes. Soth kills Vampiree with what else but A SPORK! and a plastic spork no less 😆

😆 you bad, BAD soth!

anywho... soth is sitting and relaxing near the fireplace in his house (of course there's no fire there 😄 i'm not SO cruel 😄) when he hears sth strange. so he walks to the fireplace and sitcks his head there, to see what's wrong and then BANG!!!!! santa squashes his head like a can 😄 poor soth, he won't get any presents this year 😛

MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYONE!!!!!

takes vamp and brings her on top of a building then drops her head first then when she lands her head cracks open then u bounce back up again with r head all dismangled so i just burry you but i dont fill your grave with dirt i fill it with piss , shi* , and acccciiiiiiiiiiddddddddd

Ties MM to a train track, strapped to an explosive device. The train comes, and I push the button big, Big BIG BIG BIG boom. The engine car launches in the air and lands on MM. Ow

I play "Taps" on my bugle

ok lord soth is the devil and has overtaken a little girl, I preform the exorsism and then toss myself down a huge flight of stairs, killing us both and then I do this to him

I LOVE THAT PIC!!!