Kill the person above u!

Started by Aesma143 pages

-raises a brow as he kills Eggmayo with a christmas spirit, wrapping his neck with the durable plastic wires of christmas lights, and choking him with it-

-slaps aesma so hard, now looks like one of Picassos paintings.

beats hock3y to death with a bowling pin.

*shoves a 15 inch kilbosa down Slip's throat, then i punch you in the throat, then i get the vibrator and i shove it up your a*s, i stick toothpicks in your eyes and i get you thrown in jail where you were known as "fresh meat" and the senior prison inmates tell you to "toss the salad." after you do that, you suffer many head blows from your pimps and you die due to many severe concussions.

Originally posted by Lord Soth
Call me Soth, there are too many lords 😄

Uses the Force to crush MM's windpipe 😛

Whoa, I just realised something...

this is the list of the member names containing 'lord'

Beef Lord
dark lord
Dark Lord Djas
DarkLord
Dragon Lord
ducklord
Lord Arwen
Lord Maul
Lord Ryugen
lord seraph
Lord Shadow Z
Lord Skye
Lord Soth (Sothy 😄)
lord voldemort
Lord Zeta
Lord Dalia
lordAragon 2003
lordcanti
lordgovil
LordDarkHelmet
lordfang
lordheinrich
Lord Hiro
lordkain
Lord Mortis
lordnikon
lordofthemuffin
lordpoee
lordvader
Lord Vegellany
lord Amres 21
Lord Andres
Lord Jonlok
lord of the rings
Lord Seth
Sith Lord DJ
sith lord
Vicelord
Wizardlord

WHOA...... Yeah, I think it's better to call you Soth...
Anywho... Kill me somebody, I'm bored!

whoops, my turn now.

So Dogbert dies from shame after reading my previous post and realising my stupidity and how on earth someone can write down a member list just for fun.

strangles vampiree with a sock

chokes slipknot with marshmalow (can't spell it 😄 you know, the funny sweet thing you americans like to burn and then eat it [your poor arteries])

shoots nails into vampiree's head with a nail gun.

shoots a virus in slipknots body and he dies in pain

Slowly he moves from the shadows with a broad grin along his face as the light of the lamplight moves over him. The curves of his cheeks casting a shadow along the rest of dark visage, his bright red lips moving in subtle gestures as he whispers to the lady.

The shadows cling to him, with dark tendrils following behind him while the rest moves about like a living mist. Pressing closer to her, moving ever so close behind her with his breath moving along her neck like a gentle wind he continues to whisper. From the darkness his hands suddenly appear moving from her waist, and slowly up her body, but moving a few inches, never touching her.

Blowing lightly into her ear, he whispers again while gently wrapping his arms around her. With a light grin, and a flicker of his forked tongue, he quickly drags her back into the shadows before she could react. Moving quickly, like a violent wind, they disappear into the shadows, enveloping them in its embrace... a shriek, a cry, perhaps... a moan escapes this abyss... but a light moves over it revealing only a mere wall.

How does she die?

Only those two can say...

What do I say?

She died with a smile across her lips. 😉

grabs aesma and makes him eat five rolls of sellotape and some liquid paper

Aesma... hug you for the pretty words, kill you for their meaning... well at least you didn't say: 'ans so i rape her to death', like SOME ppl *glances at mm*

i bury eggmayo under a whole mountain of plushies and then i light them on fiiiiiiiiiiiiiiireeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee (can't help it... i am such a pyro...) 😈

takes vamp then rips her tonsiles right out of her mouth then pulls her teeth out with plyers then puts them in a back and smacks you in the face then i get a pool of blood and SHI* then i dunk your head in it then u puke because it smells and taste awful then i pee in there and force you to drink it while you have a wet turd go down your throat you gaga because its s nasty tasting so you die gagging on shit

I would say that i rape you to death, but i don't think it's really possible so:

Shoves a huge kitchen knife in mm's chest about forty times, then shoves it in his throat and in the end i castrate you. SORRY MATE! NO RAPING AND PISSING ANYMORE... mwahahahahaha 👿

when i come back alive i have a dick again so i rape vamp so much i make her puss* all wide and big so i stick some firecrackers in there then i laugh as it is now all bleading and messed up so then i stick a roman candle in there too.

roman candle? 🤨

anywho... so then i.... i.... uhm.... well... uhm.... i nail mm to a wall... and...uhm... god help me... can't think of nothing...and...and....and i cut his head of... jeez.... i completely run outta ideas...

you dont kno what a roman candle is?

uuuuuh... me not english/american/aussie/whatever... me don't understand... describe... 😄

yeah, my stupidity if frightening...

its a tube that shoots great balls of fire