Ha...eat me soth....oh wait..everyone else already did....OK Soth your the next victim of the long winded manservant of mayhem.
Using a cruel illusion of the elf maiden that put Lord Soth in his current position, El nasty has trapped the Death knight in a purgatorial torture chamber. While the choir of the spirits of damned elfmaidens sings solemnly in the room, the butler walks over to a small cage. Soth, bound to a wall by supernatural chains that can bind even the most powerful member of the undead, remains stone faced. As a former solamnic knight he can face any peril showing none of his true emotion. The cage, which stands about four feet of the ground and is about 6 foot long, is covered with a thick black cloth. El nasty pulls off the cloth and opens the door. El nasty then runs like hell as 5 of the most annoying kender on krynn emerge, deeply interested in soth. Since the death knight is undead and cant be killed, he is now faced with an eternity of persistent irritation. Locked in a room with 5 kenderfolk.
Have at you soth...also a big dragonlance fan by the way.
Originally posted by NastybutlerbobSweet. I love meeting DL fans, they sem to be so few and far between
Have at you soth...also a big dragonlance fan by the way.
Uses the 'Charm Friends' spell, and Shadow immediately thinks Soth is his best friend. How woefully wrong he is. Soth immediately then brings in a few Theiwar dwarves who then torture Shadow with their magic. All of a sudden, 3 red-robed mages appear, who then set Shadow on fire. Soth in turn sets them on fire, and then he plunges a magic knife into Shadow's chest, who can only say "B..but friend?" and then dies
Ok. im back to normal now. Hello shodow, how are you tonight? Enjoying the forum tonight? Thats good. Let me get you a drink. What?! Of course you drink, here. Come on just drink it. There you go. Now was that so bad? What do you mean you feel tired? After only one drink? You lightweight. Here lie down. for awhile.......I'll get the nails.
A large wooden crucifixlieson the ground. six nails and a hand sledge lie next to it. Shadow opens his eyes, groggily his vision begins to clear. He tries to move but he seems to be tied to something. He tries to yell but is gagged. The butler of brutality now stands above him wearing a large black chem resistant apron and a gas mask. The cold emotionless voice is heard from inside the gas mask. "Are you a spiritual person? Well then, lets have a bit of a historical spiritual reenactment. Jesus christ, im sure you know ws crucified using only three nails, but Shadow, I have a little more respect for you so I'm going to use six on you." The barbarous butler begins to stand the crucifix upright. Once secured, the nailing begins. One in each wrist, slowly pounded in. The first nail is beat in only enough to rip the flesh and anchor in the wood, then the second. In a sick fashion the manservant of mayhem walks back on forth climbing up a small step ladder to strike each nail only once, then oving to the other and then back. "What do you mean you can't breathe? Don't you know about crucifixion? It slowly suffocates you by applying all your body weight to you lungs. Slow and painful yes. Now the feet." Using one nail per foot rather than the Christ style of one nail for both. Klack, Klack, Klack. Metal striking metal has a very distinctive sound. The sadistic servant is now whistling an upbeat tune that sounds dark and ominous coming through the raspy filter of the gas mask. "Only two left shadow. Where do you want them? Oh now calm down..its not that bad. Well your no help so I guess I'll have to use my imagination. The socket on the inside of your elow looks good." The butler moves his step ladder, continues whistling his tune, and lines up his nail. Klack. Klack, Klack. Then after a few more strikes of the hammer a loud snap is heard. The bone is now broken. He looks over shadow...he isnt squirming any more. The butler curses him self. Why do they always die beofre the sixth nail?
Mental note: Don't accept drink off Nasty Butler Bob
I then impale Nasty Butler Bob onto a wall-hook by his groin. Rip all his skin off slowly, pour strong industrial acid over him, reach into his mouth and procede to extract his organs through there. I then decapitate the dead body and follow that by completely dismembering him. Cut the body into choice pieces and serve HIM to a family of four.