Kill the person above u!

Started by Lord Shadow Z143 pages

Ties a sawn-off shotgun to Aqua's face and pulls the trigger twice.

strangles LSZ with a pink pillow 😈

aqua: that picture was evil 😑

I use my shadow magic to rapidly age you into a old woman then you just crumble into dust, then I use the hoover to clean you up.

so that's when i wtuff ye with chocolates until ye're so fat that ye die cuz ye can't breathe

I don't gain weight... It's impossible for me.

I attach several nail bombs to your body (putting more on your face), then I rip your hair out with my bare hands and then set the bombs off.
Then I give the remains to a tramp on the street but even he doesn't want you for food.

so then i rip yer heart out and make ye eat it

Well I rip your heart out and step on it.

well then i eat yer insides

Well I pull your insides out and set them on fire 😛

well i chop yer tongue into many, very small pieces and then cut yer head off with a chainsaw

takes vamp then shoves an exploding dildo up her boo-t

Summons the Witch King, who stabs MM with a Morgul blade. MM slowly succumbs to Ringwraith-hood. Then Soth summons Eowyn and she stabs him in the freakin' face

Takes oth and gets a crazy elephant and hypnotizes it so it thinks your nuts are peanuts then the elphant eats them and then it eats you

Never heard of an elephant being hypnotized....

Hypnotizes all the squirrels in thw world that MM is a large pile of nuts. And the rest is history (especially MM)

takes soth and beats him to death with an ugly stick 😱

Grabs MM and scalps him. Then rips his rib cage out and puts in on fire. LoL. Sorry man.

I look at my victim impassively as I inflict thousands of ritualistic incisions on Leatherface's unmoving body. No, he's not dead. And no, he's not unconcious, either. I have given him a drug that makes him aware, but unmoving. As he unable to scream in pain, I can see the agony in his eyes. I continue with the incisions, with the percision and speed of a grade-A surgeon. A certain acid that was tempered into the metal of my scalpel prevents the cuts from healing. After they encompass his entire body, I give the order to lower his body into a vat. In which I then I dump gallons of salt and lemon juice. His agony overcomes my 'medication' His scream echo over miles of deserted wasteland. I smirk to myself as Leatherface dies a slow and very painful death

Nice man..... **wakes up** grabs Lord Sloth by his eyes... as his eyes are tearing with blood and puss. Grabbing a chizel while laughing, slices Lord Sloths ears off. Then inserting rusty needles on the tip of the adams apple. Kicks him on the ground covering him with oil, then lighting him on fire. As I laugh "you cant kill me motha ****a!!!"

LoL.

Originally posted by Vampiree

aqua: that picture was evil 😑

*laughs evily* y thank u

I then rip off LeAtHerRFace's mask, slice off the lower part of his jaw with a samurai sword, twist around and slice off the front of his face and then decapitate him in one, swift movement.