Kill the person above u!

Grabes a sword and chops Vampiree's arms off

throws vodkaweddingcake at fallin and then stabs a dagger in her heart

backhands vamp in the head

breaks a vodka bottle on aqua's head

breaks a bottle of vodak and slashes ampys face with it and then shoves ot through her windpipe 😄

Twist Barmy's head completetly around snapping his neck.

abby is a she tela....

eats tela

crushes vamp under 300 tons of golf balls

sticks my hand in your back and pulls out your spin

chops yer arms to little pieces

The butler straps fallin angel to a chair. a pump action shotgun is tied around her torso, the barrel in her mouth, and her shoelaces are tied to the trigger. Her feet are raised about 1 foot off of the ground. She must balance her feet, if she drops them, she dies. No matter how tired her legs get, she must remain balanced.

15 minutes pass. Im getting bored. I need a way to make this more interesting. I take the chair and lay it back so her back is now on the ground. Now she must keep her feet in the air. This will be much harder.

She is still hoding on for now, but she is starting to shake and sweat horribly. The butler leaves the room, and comes back with four bricks. I take one and place it on Fallin angels shin, and take another for the other shin. More weight should do the trick.

She is still holding out after all four bricks were put on. The butler has to go and get something heavier. He leaves the room again and a shot is heard. He is infuriated, all that time wasted, he missed it. All he got out of the ordeal was a horrible mess to clean and a hole in the wall to explain to the landlord.

Ill get Vampiree also, she snuck in while I was killing Fallin Angel. What a sneaky little wretch. My time runs short so this will be simple. Unbeknownst to vampiree, high voltage cables are connected to a doorknob on the opposite side of a closed door in a room she is being held captive in. I ask her if she would like to go. Removing her binds, she gets up and runs quickly to the door. I laugh as she grabs the doorknob. Dry electrocutions smell horrible and on top of that she blew a breaker. now the powers out. shit.

i can't write so i'll do it my way:

Vampiree slaps Nastybutlerbob around a bit with a large trout.

*builds a time machine goes back in time to the double walls of constantinople and hangfs nasty butler bob from the larger of his testicles*

I revive but come back as an angelic demon , i use telekinese to grabe u all and squeeze u guys to death , all your guts start popping right out of u

walks over to FA and knocks her off the hill with crutch

Slices open Aqua, and takes her liver and eats it with fava beans and some nice Chianti

shoves soth into a microwave and puts it on defrost so hes only half cooked then throw him in an oven, then I have sloth casserole for dinner 😘 not good so gives it to the dogs

rips slip's tongue outta his mouth, then shoots ye in the stomach (not a pretty sight) and in the end choke ye to death with a tie

sorry to dissapoint you Sauron but both of my testicles are quite tiny, so I can't even consider one of them larger.

Vampiree doesn't learn, she always comes back. Running out of ideas at the moment so, The butler forces Vampiree to watch video footage of the last few times I killed her, then puts a skirt on her forcibly,(I think your the one claiming to never wear skirts, if you werent I find it funny anyway.) Then The butler holds a handgun to her head, for 4 minutes before pulling the trigger and spilling brain. The butler did her a favor by making her last four minutes of life, the longest four minutes of her life. Whatever.