Mike Myers 1 interviews Mike Myers (the killer)
Mike Myers 1: Hello Mr. Myers im a big fan of your movies. shall we begin the interview?
Mike Myers: ? slowly takes out crowbar
Mm1: ok first question, when was the first time you had a gay experience.
Mike Myers: *in a girly voice* well when i was 15, i felt so...o shit.
MM1: whats wrong?
Mike Myers *takes out crowbar and beats the shit out of MM1
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grrr ok heres a interview with you and 2pac your name is hock
hock: Yo dawg homie G whats up in your hood?
2pac: ...................
hock: what? NOOOOOO your not gay man please dont tell me!
2pac: ..................
hock: your a queer you fag i dont like you i like eminems now!
2pac gets up from his grave then rapes you
Fallin angel will now be Subjected to full body suspension. As she is laid face down on a surgical table large meat hooks are lowered from the ceiling. The butler looks anxious to hoist her body into the air. He places the first hook into her right shoulder, slowly and with great precision not to hit any bones. Then the left in the same slow fashion. Then the lower back, not as slowly considering that it is a meatier part with less bone. The butler doesnt care if she dies (of course as long as she doesnt die quickly) so organ damage is not an issue to him. After placing two large meat hooks into the lower back he starts on the calves. After having all six hooks in place he starts to quickly raise her body into the air. Much to the dismay of the butler, she did not get very far into the air before the hooks came ripping out of her soft flesh and she landed back on the table with a soft wet thud.
The torture methods of the nasty butler are starting to fail horribly. Hes killing too quickly, with nowhere near the correct amount of pain or mental anguish on the victims behalf. Someone should reply quickly, the Butler has something very nice in store for his next victim.