Kill the person above u!

Started by Vampiree143 pages

AAAH!!! STUPID SKIRTS!!!! 😒

one thing intrigues me... why do ye keep callin yerself in the third person.... 🙄 anywho... since i hate being longish and dramatic i just take out both of yer eyes using a pencil

flys up in the air and grabes u with my legs and cracks your neck

Cuts off fallin angel's wings drenches them in castor oil lites them on fire and throws them back at fallin angels face

choke ye with my bare hands!!!

grabes the burning wings and turns them into fire blades and throws them but they shadder into pieces and start flying to u guys , cutting u all

eats ye alive... yum... hehehe

I blow her face in two with a highly powered shotgun aimed right between her eyes.

and then i chop him into tiny little pieces and fry them (meaning the pieces).

Smacks above guy until he can only say the words in his avatar.

i. am. a. girl, dickwheel.

and then i cut off maile's legs and arms using the good ol' chainsaw

takes vamp then throws her into a huge ass bucket filled with napalm and all sorts of acid so then i slowly ease her in there by her feet then i dunk her head in there and it gets discenigrated then i let the rope go

Mike Myers 1 interviews Mike Myers (the killer)

Mike Myers 1: Hello Mr. Myers im a big fan of your movies. shall we begin the interview?

Mike Myers: ? slowly takes out crowbar

Mm1: ok first question, when was the first time you had a gay experience.

Mike Myers: *in a girly voice* well when i was 15, i felt so...o shit.

MM1: whats wrong?

Mike Myers *takes out crowbar and beats the shit out of MM1

lol 🙂

grrr ok heres a interview with you and 2pac your name is hock

hock: Yo dawg homie G whats up in your hood?

2pac: ...................

hock: what? NOOOOOO your not gay man please dont tell me!

2pac: ..................

hock: your a queer you fag i dont like you i like eminems now!

2pac gets up from his grave then rapes you

grab shabers ears nail them to the ground and chainsaw him up

my bad didnt read the whole thread

ill do that too mm1 than

takes mmrules and pees acid in his mouth

takes an axe and hacks your body parts off , then i put blades on my shoe and started to stomp on your crotch

Fallin angel will now be Subjected to full body suspension. As she is laid face down on a surgical table large meat hooks are lowered from the ceiling. The butler looks anxious to hoist her body into the air. He places the first hook into her right shoulder, slowly and with great precision not to hit any bones. Then the left in the same slow fashion. Then the lower back, not as slowly considering that it is a meatier part with less bone. The butler doesnt care if she dies (of course as long as she doesnt die quickly) so organ damage is not an issue to him. After placing two large meat hooks into the lower back he starts on the calves. After having all six hooks in place he starts to quickly raise her body into the air. Much to the dismay of the butler, she did not get very far into the air before the hooks came ripping out of her soft flesh and she landed back on the table with a soft wet thud.
The torture methods of the nasty butler are starting to fail horribly. Hes killing too quickly, with nowhere near the correct amount of pain or mental anguish on the victims behalf. Someone should reply quickly, the Butler has something very nice in store for his next victim.

I grab Nasty Butler Bob, raise him above my head and snap his spine on my knee-then I simply rip his head and spinal column out, clean all the skin and blood and brains out until I have just a skull left then I mount it on my wall.