I superglue Tela<3sHaldir's face onto the road and drive over her head with a tank, crushing her skull.
TEL
Tela<3sHaldirSenior Member
Cracked skull diverts tank into mine fcield blowingv ^ to piecfes.
LSZ
Lord Shadow ZSenior Member
With my dying breath I summon the Skull knight to rip your insides out and eat them.
TEL
Tela<3sHaldirSenior Member
Tela throws the knight at Lord Shadow Z in the mine field.
SHA
shaberschizoid
Covers Tela with chocolate sauce and nibbles her 😛
TEL
Tela<3sHaldirSenior Member
*arches eyebrow* I um well... laughs Lord Shadow Z to death.
LS
Lord SothMisunderstood Genius
Plunges a longsword into Tela, pinning her to the ground, and leaves it in there as he sets her hands on fire
TEL
Tela<3sHaldirSenior Member
(((*Still wanders how Haldir is beingv tortured but doesn't ask*))) Tela reaches up and grabs Soth's head burning Soth's face
SHA
shagmobileLord of the Boomstick
Tela<3sHaldir i would kill u by by hobblin you feet so u can't walk and slowly drop u into a pool of liquid metal and half way i'd pull u out and impaile u from head to waist
VEG
VegetaSenior Member
Tie Shagmobile to wooden pole. Then cut his or her arms and legs up. Second, I set fire to the ground around you and watch you burn to death.
MM1
Michael Myers 1Restricted
Shoves a chainsaw up your pussaaaaaaaaaay
TEL
Tela<3sHaldirSenior Member
Uses machette to chop MM1's head off after skinning him alive.
MM1
Michael Myers 1Restricted
pees in a bowl then pukes in it then takes a nasty wet diareah in there and makes you eat some of my chunky sopup (with almonds!) if you know what i mean
SHA
shaberschizoid
Applies some selective weedkiller to Mike Myers.
MM1
Michael Myers 1Restricted
that outa clean the drug outa me..... tells shaber michael jackson is a man and shaber dies laughing
TEL
Tela<3sHaldirSenior Member
Tells MM1 to meet me in room then fades out...j/k
MM1
Michael Myers 1Restricted
😱 tells tela that i have a 8 incher than she has a heart attack when i show her
TEL
Tela<3sHaldirSenior Member
smirks and pulls MM1 into private room
MM1
Michael Myers 1Restricted
😱 jesus your good.......well this is death not a sex scene 🙁 but you can kill me for freee 😉