Ah, the voodoo doll didn't finish you off. So, now I must thrust upon you the ATOMIC WEDGIE FROM HELL (cue spooky music)... which conveniently splits you in two pieces.
So, to clean up, I stuff Skinners remants into one of those Ronco Rotisserie Ovens (Only $39.99... operators are standing by... act now!!!!), and set the timer for two hours until Skinner is a nice crispy golden brown.