Kill the person above u!

Started by O-Ren143 pages

Oh, this one writes itself... lol...

Takes Primitive Screwhead, and stabs screwdrivers into his skull.

😮‍💨

gets cujo on a leash and makes him rip apart O-Ren

I think we are losing a little luster here...

Ding...fries are done...as I emerge from the Rotisserie oven that Primative so kindly fit me into, with a nice golden brown tan, I pull the knife out of Michaels hand and begin to cut off his fingers...Continue onto his hands and then arms...

Anyone know a good recipe for Myers soup ?

Stabs A.D. skinner in the stomach with a samurai sword and twists it around until he dies.

Takes all bodies from all previous killings, starts a bonfire to signal the alien armada, who descend upon slipknot and zap him w/ their Super Death Ray Thingy

I then strap Lord Soth to the front of a heavily armoured monster truck and drive him into a spiked wall of death.

although being a fellow horseman i couldnt resist the chance to kill lord shadow z 😄

Takes a rocket launcher, aims for the trucks tyres. drags a semi dead lord shadow z from the semi burning wreckage, nails his knees to the ground with acme heavy duty nails and runs him over with a steam roller.

Cuts LordMortis' chest open with a scalpel and pulls out each of his ribs one by one, then pours acid over his heart and lungs and watches his organs bubble.

*grabs Agent Phillips' head, shoves it in Liquid Nitrogen, and smashes his face on a table. Takes the scalpel and removes his..ehem...manly organs. Covers them in chocolate and sells them to local children as tasty treats.*

Shoves Vengeance into a meat grinder and sells as bratwurst

I noticed that above, there are 3 posts in a row from Lords (myself, Shadow Z and Mortis). Odd occurance there

pulls some wicked ass voodoo spell on lord soth, which manifests black widow spiders inside of lord soth's heart.

Sits back and watches the muffled expression's on soths face as his heart explodes inside out with black widow spiders

*grabs the 8 ball from ragesRemorse's avatar and beats him to death with it*

BASTARD!!!! !!!! !!!!

Breaks a pool stick in two over Vengeance's head, then shoves the broken peices into his eye sockets. no one touches my ball

My undead hand reaches up and grabs your balls.

The pool ones, you sick people.

And then proceeds to throw them out the window. Then throws YOU out the window for a fourteen story drop.

grows wings and flies away. takes a crap on vengeance before soaring away

Grabs RR's legs, pulls him down, sets his wings on fire, and then lets go

I then stab holes in lord soth's body with my enchanted shadow blade; shove heavy duty electric cables in every hole and flick the switch, turning his insides into baby food

then of course i come, flying as a bat, then morphing to my semi-human form just to suck all the blood from L. S. Z 😄 when (s)he falls limp on the ground i set him/her on fire 😄 (s)he's looking pretty funny now so i start to laugh 😈

Stabs vampiree in the heart with a swordfishes nose.

puts gloves on then swings slipknot by his dick until it falls off and beats him with it