Kill the person above u!

Started by Lord Soth143 pages

Stab you in the midsection with a plastic fork several million times, and then I watch you bleed to death

I beat you to death with a metal bat with a huge nail at the end..

I force you to eat killer bees!

I push you into a gay club.

I grab you by the neck and throw you into a cement wall.Then I use a flamethrower to turn you into ash..

I tie you down and make you drink a potion that will make you be a girl FOREVER. There is no cures. And now since you so weak then your kills cant be as bad either. So have fun wearing make up the rest of your life. 😆 So I hang you by your long hair and beat you with a bat like a pinata.

... 😐 damn you..

Well there are some things I can't still do 😈

I can have Michael take care of you, use some big guns on you,take you down with my Taekwondo,or scare you into suicide 😈

1 question. How are you gonna do taekwondo in a dress, skirt, or tight pants? 😆 Theres only one more bottle of that kind of potion that I just gave you and Im not telling you were it is. 😛

Believe me I can do TKD in any kinds of clothes 😈 ..

Oh and I take you into a gay bar(I'm a girl remember?)and keep you there until you tell me where that potion is...

NO! Ill tell you before I get taken in there. Its on top of my kitchen table. * trys to run away *

Drags you in there anyway 😈
*gets potion and drinks it*

No I dont wanna look pretty! 😠 Well now that Im a girl * b**** slaps you and starts scratching at your face * you wanna catfight you weak lil girl. 😈

Sorry I have never done that kind of fight before,but since your a girl could you teach me? 😈

Yeah Ill teach you alright * slashes your face with my long fingernails *
😈

*ahem*.. 😈 When did you get your nails done..leatherface?

Uses hatchet to slice you in half..

Well Im a girl so I have long fingernails. At least Im no blond like you are. 😆

leatherface12^

long fingernails aren't even close to reach me/
ill guarantee that your swings aren't even close to reach me/
im like a banshee, ill possess you with my ability/
keep arguing till im right like a bourgeoise/
im in the nominee/ in the catagory for being the best killer of KMC/

LOL

(leatherface)Yeah your a girl that can't remember her hair color.. 😄

I push you into a meat grinder and turn it on..

Didnt I already tell you that I gave up hockeyhorror? * b**** slaps you for saying that * and you cant hit me because Im a girl thanks to that damn potion. 😠

~well you don't have to do it back leatherface~

I use a butcher knife to hack you to bits..