Kill the person above u!

Started by leatherface12143 pages

I pull your blond hair off and strangle you to death with it.

I shove a corkscrew down you throat.Then I tie you up in barbed wire,with a 100 pound weight on it.Then I push you into a pool..

I slice your head off with a sword.

I crack open your skull and shove dynamite in it.Then I watch the explosion..

I throw in pit full of rabid starving dogs and laugh as they tear you apart and eat you

I set you on fire and then I pour acid on your head

I tie you to a chair.Then I start to peel off the skin on your skull and put alcohol(no not the stuff you drink)all over the opened wound.Then I just rip your head off 😛

*Yawns*

^🤨 What's that?

Okay...I get a rusted iron bat and shove it right down you throat.Then I use a hand held hacksaw to slice you in four pieces.Last,I take the metal and bones out of the chucks of meat.Then I feed it to a staring dog..

*Yawns*

That's driving me crazy! 🤪 Kill me..do something else,but yawning!

..uh..I grad you by the head and bash it against a wall 15 times.Then I ram a pen into your forehead..

*Snores*

*Yawns and Snores*

😱 You have to kill me or I'm going to ..to late..

Those who can't do teach. Those who can't teach teach gym!!!

🤨What?Why won't you kill me?This is confusing..

I wrap a piece of rope around your neck.Then I pull both ends,until your head comes off..

*Hugs*

😐 .........

I...I can't think of one right now...I kill you..

Don't worry I have one in like 1 to 2 minutes. 🙂

*Gives Vegeta a Bottle of Squeezable Cheeze!!!*

I don't get it?You won't kill me,but you will give me a bottle of squeezable cheese?