I just finished 'Survivor' by Chuck 'Fight Club' Palahniuk...I really, really hated it and was so happy when I finished it. It was crap, but of course, nothing is as crap as The Da Vinci Code. Did you know it actually won a book award for the Most Crap Book Of Recent Times...True story...
Anyway, I'm about to read The Rule Of Four. I don't have Great Expectations, but I hope it won't be so crap. Crap. Crap.